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Yea, totally disgusting. I couldn't get past the first page. That poor baby :(
I am curious why it hasn't been locked though ...
meimsx:We've been running errands all day. Synopsis??
OP: My baby is three weeks old and screams for hours. We have to turn on the music to drown her out. Help me figure out how to put her on a sleep schedule and get her to sleep through the night so that my husband and I can get some sleep. We're the parents and make the bed time. Also, we named her after either a horse or a washed up stripper.
The entire Bump: You're a freaking moron who is starving your baby. She screams because she is hungry.
OP: She's not hungry. We give her milk and cereal so she's full when we put her to bed but she starts screaming two to three hours later.
TB: She's screaming because she's hungry and you're feeding her inappropriate food that is hurting her stomach.
OP: I came here to get advice to make my baby sleep. Screw you guys and your facts.
TB: Please, please, please be fake. If this isn't fake, please give your baby to someone who will take care of her properly.
OP never came back.
Congrats to my ITFB buddy jenek0213 for her BFP! Grow, little alien baby, grow!
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Congratulations to my love, RosiePeare! Please be her take-home baby, Button!
Patiently waiting for my lovelies on TTCAL to come join me.
Everyone is welcome in my posts.
ncchnat:OP never came back.
This concerns me so so much. If it really was MUD, I feel like the OP would have been back for more drama. The fact that she didn't come back makes me think it's actually real life. Which would be horrible.
NCC74656:I'm not going to.go read it based on the synopses given here. I'm just going to pray that it's MUD.
ramy3695: ncchnat:OP never came back. This concerns me so so much. If it really was MUD, I feel like the OP would have been back for more drama. The fact that she didn't come back makes me think it's actually real life. Which would be horrible.
I know. I would legitimately go and take that baby away from her if I knew where she was. No one that stupid and self absorbed should be allowed to have a child.
I really do hope they get CPS called on them and that poor baby gets taken away. It makes my stomach (and heart) hurt to think someone would treat their baby that way.
luvmyducks:Oh looks like she was banned and TB Gods are looking into the IP address.
This is great news! I'm amazed! Good job, TB Gods!
Liz4444:What post is this? What am I missin from the hospital?