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What's the last thing you did that was completely horrible awful terrible, ruined your baby's life mean mean mean?
I wiped her face with a cloth. To get the strawberries off. The world ended, because I am clearly a monster. How about you?
Team Green Due Date; July 14th 2014
Heinrich turns 2; August 5th 2012
Changed his diaper...end of the world!
I took my flip flop out of his mouth.
Trying for #1 since May 2010
DX ~ Unexplained Infertility June 2011
IUI #1&2 = BFN; IUI #3 = BFP, m/c @ 6 weeks
November '11 ~ IVF#1 ~ ER 11/18 (29R, 17F) ~ 5dt of one beautiful blast on 11/23 = BFP!!
Beta #1 9dp5dt = 116, P4 = 28 ~ Beta #2 13dp5dt = 700 ~ Beta #3 20dp5dt = 9500, P4 = 26
1st u/s 12/27 - hb of 156!! EDD 8.10.12 :)
Sweet baby boy born 8.18.12
Trying for #2
FET #1 - October '13 - c/p
FET #2 - December '13 - cancelled :(
FET #2.2 - 1.30.14 - BFN
~ More testing - hysteroscopy, endometrial biopsy & more b/w - all normal / negative~
FET #3 - Natural - March / April '14?
Wiped his nose with a tissue, and then wouldn't let him chew on the used tissue.
ETA: I think this is my favorite thread ever on TB. We must start a weekly version of this (or daily!).
DH and I married 8 years.
Mom of three, stepmom of one.
I'm a horrible mother.
Apparently, it is my fault that her favorite mini black/white books are only 6 pages long and they end.
I put him down for a nap.
i put the baby gate up so he couldn't get into the kitchen.
i didn't read Meow, Meow a billion times like he wanted me to.
i turned the Keurig off.
I want this to be a weekly thread too, this is hilarious!
I put her on the changing table.
We stood up once she was done nursing.
Put him in the pack and play so I could take the dog outside.
Tried to put him in the jumperoo.
Put him in the highchair for breakfast. It's always a fight putting him in the highchair. GD.
I removed the pee-soaked, poo-filled fabric from her rear, carefully and gently wiped her bum, and then re-applied a soft, fleece diaper.
I'm told it was a torture akin to water boarding.