May 2013 Moms

WTF Wednesday

WTF aunt and cousin, why can't you mind your own business?

WTF MIL, why are you reneging on everything you previously agreed to help with?

WTF brother...you could help me take care of things our sick mother needs, especially since you live with her!
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  • WTF House appraisers... you said you were coming at noon and that you would call when you were on your way but instead show up while I'm pumping topless an hour early with no call ahead...
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  • WTF Grumpy Baby, why do you have the smelliest egg farts ever??  He could legit clear a room right now. 
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  • image SpanFran:
    WTF Grumpy Baby, why do you have the smelliest egg farts ever??nbsp; He could legit clear a room right now.nbsp;


    This is totally my LO!! He always does it when I'm nursing him and can't get away from the smell.

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  • WTF dogs? You don't need to bark at the mailman deliwring mail or our neighbour going into her house. Everyday these two things happen and not once has either person attacked our house. Why are you so angry at them?
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  • I have no WTFs today for the first time in oh about ever!
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  • Wtf house number painting guy? Can't you read the sign that says baby sleeping please no soliciting??

    Wtf fios? Don't you know that Abbie is napping now and it's time to catch up on my shows? Now is not the time to tell me on demand is updating!

    Wtf weather? Please just give us a break here and throw in a nice breeze this heat is awful!
  • WTF FIL....I'm sorry I'm not going to reschedule the party I'm hosting on Saturday to come to the get together with your Aunt that you just told us about the other day. I know you're pissed, saying that you had to cancel your plans, but I've had this scheduled for over a month and I'm so excited for it!

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    image SpanFran:
    WTF Grumpy Baby, why do you have the smelliest egg farts ever??nbsp; He could legit clear a room right now.nbsp;


    This is totally my LO!!


    Mine too!
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  • image laxminavkar:
    WTF dogs? You don't need to bark at the mailman deliwring mail or our neighbour going into her house. Everyday these two things happen and not once has either person attacked our house. Why are you so angry at them?


    This is my dog too. I don't want to go back to work but I will like the dog better then.
    Baby girl born 5/20/13. Figuring it out as we go. :)
  • WTF dog did you have to sit on the sofa and leave all of your hair behind.

    WTF MIL don't tell me you are going to be exhausted on Sunday during Abby's christening because you had to plan a surprise party on Friday and a bbq on Saturday when you clearly knew about the christening since January.

    WTF sister don't get upset with me when I say I don't want to go anywhere with my DD. Um hello remember how you felt being a new mom, I'm tired even though she has been sleeping more at night.
  • WTF husband. . . You're so articulate when it comes to writing and public speaking.  So why do I have to beat you senseless to get you to discuss your feelings about anything that hurts you?  You're a goddamn English major.  Use your words.  .



  • I forgot one. . .WTF Rolling Stone magazine.  Seriously?



  • WTF dog, why did you think rolling in poop was a good idea?

    WTF Bank, you can here my baby screaming, this is not the time to "educate" me about my account.

    WTF flies, why can't I kill you? You've been flying around my kitchen for over a week!
  • WTF boobs! We were finally making progress on increasing supply and now you decide to go back to your old ways of only producing 1 ounce each pumping session.  I am not happy!
    BFP 8/31/2012 EDD 5/11/2013 Owen born 5/6/2013!

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  • WTF work... Saying I was available during my leave for emergencies was not intended to bring me into the office for meetings last week AND this week, and result in a phone call almost every day. I'm a little busy over here!

    WTF air conditioner repair guy? Aside from not fixing anything, your condescending tone about the filter, which you clearly know nothing about, was too much.

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    My little bug, Madeline. Born June 2, 2013.

  • WTF LO you want to cuddle and sleep on me when it's 95 outside??? You usually do fine napping in your swing or crib but not today when it's so hot?

    WTF cats where does all this fur come from? How do you still have fur on your body?

    WTF MIL why do you complain that LO is never awake when you're here but then try and put him to sleep when he is up?

     

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  • image linegirl313:
    I forgot one. . .WTF Rolling Stone magazine.nbsp; Seriously?

    THIS!


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  • image laxminavkar:
    WTF dogs? You don't need to bark at the mailman deliwring mail or our neighbour going into her house. Everyday these two things happen and not once has either person attacked our house. Why are you so angry at them?
    because in their little doggy brains, their barking every day makes the mailman and your neighbor go away every day. :]
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    WTF random husky that decided to come into my house for a playdate with  my dog uninvited, while I was nursing the baby butt naked, 5 minutes after getting home from the hospital. Pulling off a hungry baby, throwing on a robe, and wrangling a strange dog who wants to lick the baby which makes your dog want to attack him is NOT FUN.

     

    WTF self for forgetting to close the damn door tight. Be grateful a random dog let himself in instead of your dog letting himself out while you were nursing the baby butt naked.

     

    WTF Murphy. C'mon, you and your law need to give me a break while H is gone. Sheesh. I need a pause button so I can take a nap, recharge and restart. 

  • WTF job that I applied for and had a second interview a month a go for, you need to make up your mind. Not knowing if I will be moving and making a major life change is kind of a big deal. Also, if I am not moving, I really need to replace my shower curtain.
  • WTF weather calm down and cool off so I can take my lo outside. Plus I work in daycare and its so hot my kids can't go outside and they have way too much pent up energy. Also the false fire alarm so not cool. 8 freaked out and super hot kiddos.
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  • WTF previews for The Conjuring. I haven't even seen the movie and its giving me nightmares.


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  • An hour to go before Wednesday is over and now I have a WTF.
    WTF DH. Whyyyyyy do we have to argue about the trash every single week?! If I take it out you get pissy because its a mans job. If I remind you to take it out you get pissy because you don't want to. We argue and your response is that I need to learn to let it go and it will be taken out whenever. Uhm that is not happening. Garbage goes out weekly. End of story.
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  • WTF house, can't you clean yourself, make dinner, and take the dog on a walk so I can attend to my very needy baby 24/7.
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    WTF previews for The Conjuring. I haven't even seen the movie and its giving me nightmares.

    I'm glad I'm not the only one, I was afraid to walk to my Kitchen in the middle of the night a few days ago, because I keep thinking some ghost or being is going to come up behind me and clap argh.
  • I'm a little late but here goes,

    Wtf cousin I've never judged you being a porn star, but why are you advertising on Facebook? You have three teenagedchildren, and they see everything. You wonder why they're being bullied.

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    image annarussell05:
    WTF previews for The Conjuring. I haven't even seen the movie and its giving me nightmares.

    I'm glad I'm not the only one, I was afraid to walk to my Kitchen in the middle of the night a few days ago, because I keep thinking some ghost or being is going to come up behind me and clap argh.


    I still leap to my bed at night because of the sixth sense. Haven't seen a scary movie since and previews ALWAYS give me nightmares. Just watching one for paranormal activity 1 still has me keeping my feet under the covers every night! Hate hate hate scary stuff!
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    image MrsM1111:
    image christinaw2011:
    image annarussell05:
    WTF previews for The Conjuring. I haven't even seen the movie and its giving me nightmares.
    I'm glad I'm not the only one, I was afraid to walk to my Kitchen in the middle of the night a few days ago, because I keep thinking some ghost or being is going to come up behind me and clap argh.
    I still leap to my bed at night because of the sixth sense. Haven't seen a scary movie since and previews ALWAYS give me nightmares. Just watching one for paranormal activity 1 still has me keeping my feet under the covers every night! Hate hate hate scary stuff!

    I think previews for horror movies on tv should be illegal. I hate having those images in my head, especially since I will never, ever watch the movie! 

  • WTF moving company? I still hate you for damaging all my stuff.

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