DUDE. There's some asshat who has atomic* sh'its in the bathroom at work (I think I share my workspace with one of you who has the same problem).
Anyway it's happened 3x now where I've gone in, peed as fast as humanly possibly, and gotten out asap and this chick (the same one every time) comes in as im leaving in a hurry. I think she thinks im the nasty azz pooper. And why wouldn't she? GAHHHHH. Work problems. I feel like she gives me dirty looks now too, and who the eff am i kidding, i would too. WTF.
*editted for clarity