May 2013 Moms

WTF Wednesday

I know its early but I need this already!!

WTF car, seriously could you have picked a worse time to break down. A new motor?!? It will take weeks for DH to fix that. Not to mention expensive when we don't have the extra money for that. I don't even think the car is worth the amount a new motor would cost but we can't have another car payment so we have no choice but to fix it. Just once it would be nice when our hard work paid off and we didn't get shoved back down. I swear its been one thing after another since early May!




 

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  • WTF, cat. The second time ever that our 3 week old baby has slept longer than 2 hours at night, and you jump up on me meowing for food?! You think that because the baby can cry in the MOTN and get fed, that it will work for you too?
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  • WTF landlord. I really like you but did you really have to bulldozer here at 6:30am. I'm just happy the two huge piles of contaminated dirt is getting removed.
  • WTF weather what is with all the storms? LO is sleeping pretty well at night knock on wood, but the storms keep the dog up crying all night!

    Edit WTF mobile posting! Why does mobile bumping eat symbols? Makes me crazy!

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    WTF property manager's wife? I appreciate your enthusiasm, but please do not kiss my baby when I'm looking the other way, dealing with the dog. Thank God for hand sanitizer.
  • WTF Mom
    When I agreed to drive you to the doctor's office yesterday, that did not mean that I would have no problem also going to the pharmacy, supermarket, dollar store, and 7 11! I have a newborn and pumping responsibilities to get back to, which you very well know!
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  • WTF dogs, STOP bringing in ticks. Last night we found one behind LO's ear! Scary. Luckily we caught it right away before it engorged at all but sheesh I feel like a terrible mother doing daily tick checks on my infant.
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  • Wtf month! In the past month since had dd everything's gone nuts. Ds who sttn since 6 months and he's 2 and a half started waking 37 times a night!!!!! I ebf and so I didn't get any sleep for 3 weeks. Then I get tonsillitis last week, both ds and dd get eye infections. Now I have a horrid cough and a ear infection! I never get sick. Our Internet box isn't working so we need a new one. Then ds wakes up with his eye swollen shut and dr doesn't know why. Two days later its better. I'm ready to feel better its been over a week!

    Wtf mobile bump why must I sign in multiple times a day!?!? Keep me logged in damnit



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  • Yay! I miss these. :)

    WTF Me- Why didn't you eat and nap while little Snuffles was sleeping. She has slept ALL DAY (it's 4pm here) but I kept thinking, "Any minute she will wake up and start screaming." Nope, didn't happen. Now I'm tired and hungry and shoving food in my mouth and guess who just woke up....

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  • WTF weather. 118 degrees on Friday??


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    WTF nipples.. you just had to join in the fun didn't you.. thrush? really??? and bladder.. seriously... This stupid UTI has gone on long enough...

    and finally.. wtf husband... do i really have to ask for a break after ive been dealing with a screaming infant for the last three weeks while you have been at work? get your head out of your and let me have some me time.. seriously.. i dont think i have showered for two days.. ugh..

  • Wtf parents, please don't keep the baby awake when you take her so I can get rest. Waking up to an overtired infant is more stressful than a little sleep deprivation. I assure you that she isn't looking at things she is so tired she is staring blankly at the wall.

    Wtf husband just because she is crying doesn't mean she is hungry. Don't try and pass her off to me because you can't soothe her. Try getting off the couch and walking with her. The NHL playoffs will not calm her down she hates hockey just like her momma.
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    Wtf parents, please don't keep the baby awake when you take her so I can get rest. Waking up to an overtired infant is more stressful than a little sleep deprivation. I assure you that she isn't looking at things she is so tired she is staring blankly at the wall.

    Wtf husband just because she is crying doesn't mean she is hungry. Don't try and pass her off to me because you can't soothe her. Try getting off the couch and walking with her. The NHL playoffs will not calm her down she hates hockey just like her momma.


    Yes!! My H thinks she's hungry every time she cries too!

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    image laxminavkar:
    Wtf parents, please don't keep the baby awake when you take her so I can get rest. Waking up to an overtired infant is more stressful than a little sleep deprivation. I assure you that she isn't looking at things she is so tired she is staring blankly at the wall.

    Wtf husband just because she is crying doesn't mean she is hungry. Don't try and pass her off to me because you can't soothe her. Try getting off the couch and walking with her. The NHL playoffs will not calm her down she hates hockey just like her momma.


    Yes!! My H thinks she's hungry every time she cries too!


    I think he does it because soothing her takes a lot of work and it's easier to pass her off as hungry then it's my job....little does he know I've been training LO on a bottle and I have a pretty good supply of frozen milk. Welcome to feeding duty!!! Woo hoo
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  • WTF DH I was up pretty much up all night and all you tell me this morning is oh I didn't hear anything.
    WTF heat I just really want to take LO on a walk but I don't want to get up at 6am to avoid it.
    WTF MIL back off
    WTF boobs your pissing LO off and keep spraying him in the face enough already I would like one feeding session that's not a screaming one.

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    Wtf dog, I hate you.
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    aww. :-(

     

    WTF boobs. 2 wks of thrush meds and still funky pains?? Not sure if I still have yeast or the pain is something else.

    Agreed with the DH WTFs. Learn how to soothe him already!! Urghh.

    WTF lightning. Had a huge strike close to the house last night and killed our plasma tv. Damn.  

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  • Wtf explosive poop all over the only swaddle blanket that gets her to sleep.

    Wtf dryer for dying when previously mentioned swaddle blanket is now clean but soaking wet.

    Wtf dog for pulling swaddle blanket off the patio chair and running around with it
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    WTF lightning. Had a huge strike close to the house last night and killed our plasma tv. Damn.  

    That sucks!

     

    I also agree with all the DH WTF's. Love my hubby, and he's doing a great job, but no, the answer is not always more food. And yes, we were up all night while you were snoring. grr. 

  • WTF heat index of 110. I can't even leave the house.

    WTF 2 month shots. My poor baby doesn't feel well!

    WTF squirrels. Leave my dog alone.
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  • WTF electric co workers. We had to spend 3000 to get electricity to the new house and you left the entire front of the property torn up. I dislike you a lot.

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  • image laxminavkar:
    Wtf parents, please don't keep the baby awake when you take her so I can get rest. Waking up to an overtired infant is more stressful than a little sleep deprivation. I assure you that she isn't looking at things she is so tired she is staring blankly at the wall. Wtf husband just because she is crying doesn't mean she is hungry. Don't try and pass her off to me because you can't soothe her. Try getting off the couch and walking with her. The NHL playoffs will not calm her down she hates hockey just like her momma.

    All of this!!!  Except I love hockey ;-) 

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    WTF boobs. 2 wks of thrush meds and still funky pains?? Not sure if I still have yeast or the pain is something else.

     Could it be vasospasms? Thought mine was thrush too initially but the LC (via phone consult) confirmed my suspicion that it wasn't.

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  • Wtf mom back the eff off. I get that babies get colic but it doesn't make it any easier to deal with. I'm glad everyone doesn't find it to bad to come over for an hour to hold her but I do it 24 hours a day and in overwhelmed.
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  • WTF DH missing ds's dr. appointment because you don't "feel" like going. Yeah it turned out to be a cold but seriously?
     

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    WTF boobs. 2 wks of thrush meds and still funky pains?? Not sure if I still have yeast or the pain is something else.

    &nbsp;Could it be vasospasms? Thought mine was thrush too initially but the LC (via phone consult) confirmed my suspicion that it wasn't.

    hmm. Haven't looked into that. I will check it out and talk with the LC. Thanks!
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    WTF apartments! Why did you have the exterminator spray INSIDE the apartment and not OUTSIDE on the patio?!? I'm pretty sure all the wasps are out there with their 3 nests, not under my sink!
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