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Someone threw a whole tampon in the toilet at work.

WTF WORK???

I work in an admin building that's all women and we work for a local hospital and entities.

We've had issues on and off with the bathrooms, mostly dribbles on the seat and ladies having diarrhea and leaving it on the inside of the toilet (double flush, ladies!)

Now it's tampons and pads being thrown in the basket and not wrapped up with tissues. I don't get whose doing it, 90% of the ladies here are old and on menopause. They probably think I'm doing it, I have the youngest uterus here!

(OTHER THAN SHAYLA WHO WEARS CAMO PANTS TO WORK.)

I just went to the bathroom and there's a whole friggin' tampon thrown in the toilet, applicator and all.

I won't even get into the times I've seen pubes sitting on the toilet seat.

What's the grossest thing at your work?

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  • Teal, I love your threads.

    My work isn't too bad. Honestly, the grossest things come from the kids. But, if I have to pick one thing, it's going to be my co-worker who takes a monster shiit during our lunch break every day in the teacher's lounge. The resulting odor is like a festering corpse mixed with singed azzhole hair.


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  • The women's bathroom is pretty gross sometimes where I work (a hospital) but the worst was  when I went into a single bathroom that is accessible to staff and PATIENTS, and there was literally crap on the floor and walls.  Not much, but it's hard to mistake the brown drops I saw for something else.  AND this bathroom didn't get cleaned for at least three days after I reported it to housekeeping.  HOW do you crap on the wall?  HOW?
  • Ewwww! I would leave a note in the restrooms next time! ha!

    As far as my work goes, it's the student restrooms that are disgusting and have open tampon and pads! So, I rarely use those. 

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    I have a coworker that leaves a poo streak, every friggin day! 

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    Our bathrooms are screwed.

    1. There are no outside doors, you just walk around a corner from the main entrance which is super fancy. There's a balcony from the floor above and an overlook to the floor below.  The acoustics are great. On 3 floors you can hear our toilets flushing.
    2. During the academic year, if you go at the wrong time, you could wind up fighting a crowd of 300 undergrads exiting the auditorium class next door.  Also, this means that you're sharing a bathroom with ~150 freshmen girls who think the bathroom is just the neatest place to hang.
    3. The toilets are automatic and very powerful.  If you don't get your dress down and move away quickly enough, you could end up with toilet bowl spray on your legs.  Happens regularly.
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    Teal, I love your threads.

    Sometimes my days are just too good not to share!

     

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  • I work in a hospital, so there are all sorts of gross things around.  Our staff bathrooms, however, seem to be okay.  Maintenance does have to pull a pen out of the toilet pipes monthly or so thanks them falling out of scrub pockets and staff just trying to flush it away.
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  • I just seriously can't get over the pube thing. How does your pube just fall off? Did you not notice you left a pube on the seat? I DONT WANT YOUR PUBE.

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    I just seriously can't get over the pube thing. How does your pube just fall off? Did you not notice you left a pube on the seat? I DONT WANT YOUR PUBE.

    A couple of years ago, I was peeing and the lady in the stall next to me blatantly put like 1000 meters of TP and of course it clugged the toilet. 

    I received all the water (and pee I guess) on my feet while she just ran the fluck away from the bathroom!

     


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  • We had a used tampon floating in the toilet at work.  Gross!  Flush, people!

    ETA - and there is always pee on the seat-sometimes with blood in it.  I work in an office where almost everyone has an advanced degree and a professional license...but for some reason, there are at least a few ladies who cannot figure out the complexities of a toilet. 

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    OH and you know, how sometime you will enter a toilet stall and it just kin of smell like vagina. Nasty vagina. But there is no one in the bathroom? So the smell just kind of lingered there for a while? Ew.


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    I just seriously can't get over the pube thing. How does your pube just fall off? Did you not notice you left a pube on the seat? I DONT WANT YOUR PUBE.

    We have at least one a day too. I don't understand shedding pubes on the seat. What are you fvucking doing? 

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    I just seriously can't get over the pube thing. How does your pube just fall off? Did you not notice you left a pube on the seat? I DONT WANT YOUR PUBE.

    A couple of years ago, I was peeing and the lady in the stall next to me blatantly put like 1000 meters of TP and of course it clugged the toilet. 

    I received all the water (and pee I guess) on my feet while she just ran the fluck away from the bathroom!

     

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    I just seriously can't get over the pube thing. How does your pube just fall off? Did you not notice you left a pube on the seat? I DONT WANT YOUR PUBE.

    We have at least one a day too. I don't understand shedding pubes on the seat. What are you fvucking doing? 

    Wait.  You guys don't shave your pubes at work? 

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    and what's wrong with camo pants at work? ;)

    Someone took a huge loose shiit and the toilet, apparently, wouldn't flush. I saw it around 4:45 and tried to flush it but it was not working. I called the management office and they were closed. I assumed that the person who did it called already or that the cleaning crew would. When I came in at 8 the next day, the poopies were still there. Except, you know, they have been sitting in there for 12+ hours. You cannot imagine the smell.

    That and my coworker makes it a habit to puke/crap on herself.

    Ick!

    I work at a campground, so people are pretty lax about their bathroom habits. I think I've seen little bit of everything. The other day, I went into the bathroom that's in the main store, and an employee had clogged the toilet. I swear, I think she used about have the roll of industrial sized TP.

    Also, at the hotel we used to do the Murder Mystery Dinners at, someone projectile vomited in the bathroom. I'm the one that alerted the manager on duty, and had to act as "lookout" when he went in to clean it up.

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    That and my coworker makes it a habit to puke/crap on herself.

    Please explain. My brain can't comprehend how this happens on a regular basis.


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  • image bandteacher:
    image thekikimonster:

    That and my coworker makes it a habit to puke/crap on herself.

    Please explain. My brain can't comprehend how this happens on a regular basis.

    How does one puke/crap on oneself?  

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    OH and you know, how sometime you will enter a toilet stall and it just kin of smell like vagina. Nasty vagina. But there is no one in the bathroom? So the smell just kind of lingered there for a while? Ew.

    OH MY GOD YES.

    How does vagina smell linger like that? It terrifies me. What if my vagina does that too?!

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  • We have people that like to stuff our toilets with so much TP that they overflow..... It's so NASTY!

    We also had somebody that decided to constantly wipe their boogers on the walls. That was fun....

    ETA ooh I almost forgot. I worked at a retailer in high school and the fitting room always had fun stuff going on. One time somebody decided to pile some t shirts on the floor and pee all over them. At the same job I also had somebody return a shower curtain. It had a nasty panty liner in it that we found trying to refold the thing.
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    I just seriously can't get over the pube thing. How does your pube just fall off? Did you not notice you left a pube on the seat? I DONT WANT YOUR PUBE.

    We have at least one a day too. I don't understand shedding pubes on the seat. What are you fvucking doing? 

    Wait.  You guys don't shave your pubes at work? 

    I just lolllld at work.

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    I just seriously can't get over the pube thing. How does your pube just fall off? Did you not notice you left a pube on the seat? I DONT WANT YOUR PUBE.

    We have at least one a day too. I don't understand shedding pubes on the seat. What are you fvucking doing? 

    Wait.  You guys don't shave your pubes at work? 

    I just lolllld at work.

    HAHAHA! 

    ETA: My boss just came to my desk to find out what was so funny.  

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  • I work for a gynecologist and urogynecologist. You can only image haha. My coworkers never really do anything gross besides talking about their poop lol. But we've had many patients poop on the floor or table. We treat incontinence so I've been peed on as well.
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    I just seriously can't get over the pube thing. How does your pube just fall off? Did you not notice you left a pube on the seat? I DONT WANT YOUR PUBE.

    We have at least one a day too. I don't understand shedding pubes on the seat. What are you fvucking doing? 

    I agree it is gross but fo real? Pubes are hair and shed just like the hairs on your head would.

    I just want them to flick it off the toilet seat!

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  • The faculty ladies room isn't too bad at work. I can hear the flushing, though, and the occasional loud fart on the other side of the wall, since my desk is RIGHT THERE. But really, it's just funny.

    I don't make a habit of going into the student restroom. I know the boys room is notorious for smelling awful and being gross, but teenage boys are pretty darn gross.

    I guess one of the worst things that I've had happen is a boy farted in the car when I was driving him home from an honor band. I didn't know whether to laugh, cry, roll the windows down, or just ignore it. I chose to ignore it lol.

    (And yes, I drive students around because we don't have school transportation as a charter school and yes, I have legal permission slips from the school, signed by parents and admin, to do so, just in case anyone was wondering. ;)

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    I just seriously can't get over the pube thing. How does your pube just fall off? Did you not notice you left a pube on the seat? I DONT WANT YOUR PUBE.

    We have at least one a day too. I don't understand shedding pubes on the seat. What are you fvucking doing? 

    I agree it is gross but fo real? Pubes are hair and shed just like the hairs on your head would.

    I just want them to flick it off the toilet seat!

    I know they shed, but I guess I just expect people to check the seat before they leave. You have to turn around to flush, glance down & make sure you're not leaving any friends behind.  

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    I just seriously can't get over the pube thing. How does your pube just fall off? Did you not notice you left a pube on the seat? I DONT WANT YOUR PUBE.

    We have at least one a day too. I don't understand shedding pubes on the seat. What are you fvucking doing? 

    I agree it is gross but fo real? Pubes are hair and shed just like the hairs on your head would.

    I just want them to flick it off the toilet seat!

    Yeah, I'll admit I sometimes leave one on the seat, but I definitely check for it and put them in the toilet.


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  • a few weeks ago i mentioned that a guy in my office clips his finger nails at his desk.  i'm not sure if that's better or worse than the poop stuff
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    That and my coworker makes it a habit to puke/crap on herself.

    Please explain. My brain can't comprehend how this happens on a regular basis.

    How does one puke/crap on oneself?  

    She is an alcoholic and heavy smoker with digestive issues and a terrible diet. The vomiting usually happens when she can't stop coughing (she has COPD) and ate fairly recently. The crapping is hilarious. The best email I ever received was from her to my boss and me and all it said was "I need to go home, I messed myself."

    Oh my goodness! I was not expecting "I need to go home, I messed myself", Diet Coke came out of my nose. 

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    That and my coworker makes it a habit to puke/crap on herself.

    Please explain. My brain can't comprehend how this happens on a regular basis.

    How does one puke/crap on oneself?  

    She is an alcoholic and heavy smoker with digestive issues and a terrible diet. The vomiting usually happens when she can't stop coughing (she has COPD) and ate fairly recently. The crapping is hilarious. The best email I ever received was from her to my boss and me and all it said was "I need to go home, I messed myself."

    Okay, that is really sad and tragic and I'm a horrible, horrible person because I totally lol'd at it. 

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    That and my coworker makes it a habit to puke/crap on herself.

    Please explain. My brain can't comprehend how this happens on a regular basis.

    How does one puke/crap on oneself?  

    She is an alcoholic and heavy smoker with digestive issues and a terrible diet. The vomiting usually happens when she can't stop coughing (she has COPD) and ate fairly recently. The crapping is hilarious. The best email I ever received was from her to my boss and me and all it said was "I need to go home, I messed myself."

    Bahahaha! I can't even imagine what my reaction would be reading that email.

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    TTC Since July 2012
    BFP #1 11/07/12   M/C 12/11/12
    BFP #2 2/23/13    M/C 03/6/13
                       BFP #3 9/2/13  EDD 05/17/14                     
    Amy Elaine Born May 2!

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