May 2013 Moms

Bodily fluids everywhere!

I'm starting to feel really gross. I have been peed on and pooped on today, after my shower of course. And then trusty 'ol right boob started leaking like a faucet. And my bleeding is picking back up. And I've cried my eyes out.

Oh and baby spit up.

There's also the pee that got on the walls, puddled on the floor, and the poop in the bathroom sink... Long story, long day.

Ugh. Anyone else feeling like they took a bath in ick?

Taking today one explosion at a time...

Re: Bodily fluids everywhere!

  • Yes. I used the time MH was awake this morning for a nap instead of a shower. LO will not stop fussing whatsoever today to even try and grab one. And no matter how much deodorant I use, I feel like I reek constantly, and not of baby fluids, but of a stinky grown up. I don't know if it's out of whack hormones or what, but I miss the days of not needing to reapply deodorant every 2 hours.
  • This was me yesterday.  But the poop shot across the changing table and onto the wall.  I saw it happen and still can't believe it flew that far.

    A few days before when I thought the baby's urine was reacting with the chemicals in the pampers (turns out it was her cord that smelled), I was experimenting with other  diapers.  I had Luvs on her and heard her pass gas and immediately cry.  

    Poop didn't go up the back.  It all came up the front.  Trying to get the onesie off of her...  OMG  She was crying, I was crying, I was covered in poop.  I almost cut the onesie off of her but was afraid i'd cut her.

    And I forgot to brush my teeth one day this week.  Fail.

     

     

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    Yes. I used the time MH was awake this morning for a nap instead of a shower. LO will not stop fussing whatsoever today to even try and grab one. And no matter how much deodorant I use, I feel like I reek constantly, and not of baby fluids, but of a stinky grown up. I don't know if it's out of whack hormones or what, but I miss the days of not needing to reapply deodorant every 2 hours.
    I've noticed an extra bit of funk too. From the hormones I guess. Ick.

    And yes, I concur, mommyhood is gross.
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  • Gosh that sounds like my day as well.
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    image kmcd23:
    I'm starting to feel really gross. I have been peed on and pooped on today, after my shower of course. And then trusty 'ol right boob started leaking like a faucet. And my bleeding is picking back up. And I've cried my eyes out. Oh and baby spit up. There's also the pee that got on the walls, puddled on the floor, and the poop in the bathroom sink... Long story, long day. Ugh. Anyone else feeling like they took a bath in ick? Taking today one explosion at a time...

    i haven't been pooped on yet but I am sure it's coming. I also haven't showered yet. So I smell terrible because my hormones are crazy and no amount of deodorant works. Also you can add a sticky foot from where DS spilled Popsicle on the floor and dropped food crumbs.  

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  • image kmcd23:
    I'm starting to feel really gross. I have been peed on and pooped on today, after my shower of course. And then trusty 'ol right boob started leaking like a faucet. And my bleeding is picking back up. And I've cried my eyes out.

    Oh and baby spit up.

    There's also the pee that got on the walls, puddled on the floor, and the poop in the bathroom sink... Long story, long day.

    Ugh. Anyone else feeling like they took a bath in ick?

    Taking today one explosion at a time...


    Yes. Every time I nurse, LOs get it all over me. I've sweated through my deodorant five minutes after putting it on. I too am bleeding again. And I burst into tears when DH left this morning. I'm sure there is morebivkb in my future, especially since I bathed the twins earlier.



  • Yup and with the heat and the hormones I smell bad also. Tis awesome.
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  • kmcd23kmcd23
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    I seriously love you guys! Lol. I was afraid I'd get a 'take a shower, you're gross' response. But not from my May bumpies!!!
  • Thank you for the good laugh. But I've been spit up on, more of a smaller shower, pooped on and pee. The joys of a newborn.
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  • Ugh I get like this at least every other day. I always have milk on me. For the life of me I can't remember to get a burp cloth or something to use so it just drips off LO and me everywhere.
    Yesterday DS peed all over me and the walls and changing pad followed by his first diaper blowout all up his back. And he was wearing the cutest outfit!! I was so sad to change it. Then he got a bath and after the bath peed all over himself again before I could get the diaper on so back to the bath he went! Annnnd I forgot to brush my teeth yesterday. Blech.
    The worst part is I'm getting used to it. I'm going to pick up dinner once DH gets home and I'm totally going in my yoga pants, nursimg tank and milk covered tshirt.
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    image beaubecca:
    Ugh I get like this at least every other day. I always have milk on me. For the life of me I can't remember to get a burp cloth or something to use so it just drips off LO and me everywhere.
    Yesterday DS peed all over me and the walls and changing pad followed by his first diaper blowout all up his back. And he was wearing the cutest outfit!! I was so sad to change it. Then he got a bath and after the bath peed all over himself again before I could get the diaper on so back to the bath he went! Annnnd I forgot to brush my teeth yesterday. Blech.
    The worst part is I'm getting used to it. I'm going to pick up dinner once DH gets home and I'm totally going in my yoga pants, nursimg tank and milk covered tshirt.


    It all sounds so familiar! Lol
    I'm glad to be in good company at least.
  • Take a shower. You're gross. :



  • Honestly can't remember if I showered yesterday or not. LO is way too fussy for.me to even try getting one till DH gets home
  • That's my favorite game: pee or milk?  There will be a small wet spot on LO, and I have to guess whether he peed through his clothes or whether I leaked all over him.  Fun times. 
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  • I found some peepee teepees at the hallmark store and they have been awesome. After being peed on almost daily I had to buy them. They also have the same sort of thing at BRU but not as reasonable and come with only two instead of 5.
  • Yes yes and yes. All happened to me today. And my boob was leaking so bad, just leaning over to change LO had me covered in milk.

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    Take a shower. You're gross. :

     

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    I am gross!

     

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    That's my favorite game: pee or milk?  There will be a small wet spot on LO, and I have to guess whether he peed through his clothes or whether I leaked all over him.  Fun times. 

    Yes! Today I was feeding him, and I felt something liquid on my leg. And I thought, great, another diaper leak. Nope, it's the trusty right boob, always getting jealous of the left and trying to show off! 

  • I love when I think "what smells like sour milk... Oh yes, that's me." Lol
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  • Yep! I have super long hair and today it's gotten spit up in twice... That will teach me for leavin it down. I also got pooped on and peed on, the puke down my shirt that pooled in my bra. Yep being a mom is by no means glorious at some moments! Lol but I wouldn't trade it for anything!
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