October 2013 Moms

DD recap please

Ok so what was the hot mama thing. I don't need word for word just the gist.
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  • This chick was like, my pregnancy has been SO awesome, and my skin is smooth and so much tighter, and my cellulite has all gone away and I've lost 15 lbs and it's probably because I have a job where I have to walk about 2 miles a day, and my @ss looks AMAZING, and isn't it wonderful being pregnant???

    The rest of us: STFU, we are all fat and sweaty and we hate you right now

    ETA: oh and about one million gifs of fat people, many of Mama June from Honey Boo Boo, and basically us indicating what fatasses we all feel like. 

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  • She has had a perfect pregnancy, lost weight, has a healthy baby, gorgeous skin, and a tight azz.
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    This chick was like, my pregnancy has been SO awesome, and my skin is smooth and so much tighter, and my cellulite has all gone away and I've lost 15 lbs and it's probably because I have a job where I have to walk about 2 miles a day, and my @ss looks AMAZING, and isn't it wonderful being pregnant???

    The rest of us: STFU, we are all fat and sweaty and we hate you right now

    ETA: oh and about one million gifs of fat people, many of Mama June from Honey Boo Boo, and basically us indicating what fatasses we all feel like. 

    I should have gotten in on that. I get super excited when Star Wars episodes 4-6 are on TV so I can see my doppelganger, Jabba.

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    This chick was like, my pregnancy has been SO awesome, and my skin is smooth and so much tighter, and my cellulite has all gone away and I've lost 15 lbs and it's probably because I have a job where I have to walk about 2 miles a day, and my @ss looks AMAZING, and isn't it wonderful being pregnant???

    The rest of us: STFU, we are all fat and sweaty and we hate you right now

    ETA: oh and about one million gifs of fat people, many of Mama June from Honey Boo Boo, and basically us indicating what fatasses we all feel like. 

    I should have gotten in on that. I get super excited when Star Wars episodes 4-6 are on TV so I can see my doppelganger, Jabba.

    Dude, the other day the TV was just on in the background and I wasn't paying attention, and I suddenly heard the Star Wars music play, and I got all excited...but it was the stupid new ones that I hate and it made me SO mad. I really wanted some Harrison Ford.

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  • image sleepy33:

    This chick was like, my pregnancy has been SO awesome, and my skin is smooth and so much tighter, and my cellulite has all gone away and I've lost 15 lbs and it's probably because I have a job where I have to walk about 2 miles a day, and my @ss looks AMAZING, and isn't it wonderful being pregnant???

    The rest of us: STFU, we are all fat and sweaty and we hate you right now

    ETA: oh and about one million gifs of fat people, many of Mama June from Honey Boo Boo, and basically us indicating what fatasses we all feel like. 

     

    wow did she post a before and after picture too?  Because I have to see this since I have felt like crap the last 5 months. 

    Im obviously doing this whole pregnancy thing wrong.... 

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    So basically she deserved it!

    I mean, she was basically like, "I am looking forward to hearing from other moms who think they are looking so much more awesome since they got pg!" and she did not have any takers.

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  • image sleepy33:
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    This chick was like, my pregnancy has been SO awesome, and my skin is smooth and so much tighter, and my cellulite has all gone away and I've lost 15 lbs and it's probably because I have a job where I have to walk about 2 miles a day, and my @ss looks AMAZING, and isn't it wonderful being pregnant???

    The rest of us: STFU, we are all fat and sweaty and we hate you right now

    ETA: oh and about one million gifs of fat people, many of Mama June from Honey Boo Boo, and basically us indicating what fatasses we all feel like. 

    I should have gotten in on that. I get super excited when Star Wars episodes 4-6 are on TV so I can see my doppelganger, Jabba.

    Dude, the other day the TV was just on in the background and I wasn't paying attention, and I suddenly heard the Star Wars music play, and I got all excited...but it was the stupid new ones that I hate and it made me SO mad. I really wanted some Harrison Ford.

    Damn that man for being so sexy. I hate the new ones. They are dumb. But I could watch the old ones over and over and over.

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    It's Dave!

    The thing is that we were not even being mean to her. We were all making jokes about our own pregnancies. People are just lacking in the sense of humor department these days.  

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  • To be fair, there were also a fair number of 'GTFO' and 'STFU' posts, but really, who comes on a pregnancy board and says pregnancy cured their cellulite and caused them to drop 15 lbs and made their @ss super perky?
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    This chick was like, my pregnancy has been SO awesome, and my skin is smooth and so much tighter, and my cellulite has all gone away and I've lost 15 lbs and it's probably because I have a job where I have to walk about 2 miles a day, and my @ss looks AMAZING, and isn't it wonderful being pregnant???

    The rest of us: STFU, we are all fat and sweaty and we hate you right now

    ETA: oh and about one million gifs of fat people, many of Mama June from Honey Boo Boo, and basically us indicating what fatasses we all feel like. 

     

    wow did she post a before and after picture too?  Because I have to see this since I have felt like crap the last 5 months. 

    Im obviously doing this whole pregnancy thing wrong.... 

    PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN! 

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  • I'm having a weird allergic reaction to life right now, took two Benedryl and passes out for two hours and I missed that?!

    Always..

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  • image sleepy33:
    To be fair, there were also a fair number of 'GTFO' and 'STFU' posts, but really, who comes on a pregnancy board and says pregnancy cured their cellulite and caused them to drop 15 lbs and made their @ss super perky?
    It was the perky @ss bit that really stuck in my craw.
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    This chick was like, my pregnancy has been SO awesome, and my skin is smooth and so much tighter, and my cellulite has all gone away and I've lost 15 lbs and it's probably because I have a job where I have to walk about 2 miles a day, and my @ss looks AMAZING, and isn't it wonderful being pregnant???

    The rest of us: STFU, we are all fat and sweaty and we hate you right now

    ETA: oh and about one million gifs of fat people, many of Mama June from Honey Boo Boo, and basically us indicating what fatasses we all feel like. 

     

    It was seriously like a weird infomercial, but she wasn't selling us anything. Or else I would have bought it. 

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    image sleepy33:
    To be fair, there were also a fair number of 'GTFO' and 'STFU' posts, but really, who comes on a pregnancy board and says pregnancy cured their cellulite and caused them to drop 15 lbs and made their @ss super perky?
    It was the perky @ss bit that really stuck in my craw.

    Agreed. Twas egregious.

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    image sleepy33:

    This chick was like, my pregnancy has been SO awesome, and my skin is smooth and so much tighter, and my cellulite has all gone away and I've lost 15 lbs and it's probably because I have a job where I have to walk about 2 miles a day, and my @ss looks AMAZING, and isn't it wonderful being pregnant???

    The rest of us: STFU, we are all fat and sweaty and we hate you right now

    ETA: oh and about one million gifs of fat people, many of Mama June from Honey Boo Boo, and basically us indicating what fatasses we all feel like. 

     

    It was seriously like a weird infomercial, but she wasn't selling us anything. Or else I would have bought it. 

    I honestly thought it was about to be some spam for bio-oil or some diet thing. 

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  • Wow! I bet she looks ahmahzing!!!!!!! I raise my second donut to her super awesome pregnancy.
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  • Well hell I wish I could say that. Even when I was pregnant with DS and working at a daycare on my feet all day I didn't lose weight with pregnancy. Probably all the BBQ I at. I don't believe it. Pregnancy doesn't cure cellulite.
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  • Was she added to the post it? We have a post it, right?
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