I can relate to wanting your kids to shut up and go to sleep (I've been known to put DD to bed an hour early because it's been a long day for mom), but some of this really crosses the line, IMO. I didn't think it was funny.
ETA: verb tense
bfp#1 6/28/2010 edd 3/8/2011 dd born 3/16/2011
bfp#2 7/23/2013 edd 4/1/2014 m/mc 9/29/2013 @ 13w5d
bfp#3 12/6/2013 edd 8/14/2014 cp 12/10/2013 @ 4w5d
bfp#4 3/19/2014 edd 12/1/2014 please let this be the one!
beta @ 5w0d = 12,026! u/s 4/22/14 @ 8w1d it's twins!