I can relate to wanting your kids to shut up and go to sleep (I've been known to put DD to bed an hour early because it's been a long day for mom), but some of this really crosses the line, IMO. I didn't think it was funny.
ETA: verb tense
bfp 7/23/2013 edd 4/1/2014 m/mc discovered 9/25/2013 @ 13w1d; baby measured 8 wks
medical miscarriage 9/29/2013 @ 13w5d