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Please let this go well.
I'm sure you're going to be critical
I miss you girl. Thanks for being a special part of our family.
LOVE your pet momma
Start shaking for me.
signed a thin wallet
I need a new job. lol
I have to start dinner.
I have a ton of laundry to do today. grrrrr
I swear, you are a saint. You are everything I could have asked for in the father of my children and a partner. I know I don't tell you enough, but you are amazing. I'm sure the perfect job will come your way soon. I know you are grateful the company re-hired you after laying you off, but I can understand what a blow it was when they let you go originally. I know you aren't happy and I thank you for putting a smile on your face and going into work everyday. Don't get discouraged. You will find that perfect job soon. Have faith.
Love, the wife
The poopy and peepee talk has got to go. I know you are a boy and you're obsessed with farts and poop and all that gross stuff, and while I think it's hilarious and definitely laughing on the inside, it still isn't the appropriate way to talk. So let's try to tone it down a tad, mmk?
Love, mama to two boys and I love it!
Dear really cute wedges I'm rocking today,
Don't hurt my feet okay? You seem comfortable, so you better stay comfortable for the rest of the day.
Signed, not a fan of pain for fashion
Thank you for letting me sleep in...I'm sorry I'm such a baby, but I really do appreciate it!
I think your molars are coming in, and I'm so sorry you're going through pain. I wish I knew what I could do to help you more. Mommy loves you.
Dear vacation brain,
Please let me focus on everything I need to get done...we have 1.5 weeks! Too soon!
Feel free to shrink.
You have around 4 more weeks of being in my belly, so could you please stop making me feel so tired and uncomfortable?
Your ::yawn:: loving mommy
Dear DS Teeth,
WTF!!! Please come in already. He needs sleep, I need sleep and DH needs sleep. The whiney and crabby baby you have created is no fun at all.
Going to pass out from exhaustion
Thank you for being such wonderful father and husband. I had my doubts about you, but you have really stepped up. Good luck and hope you get the interview so hopefully you can get away from the boss who has it out for you.
First of all, I love you. You are wonderful. It hurts me to see you so hurt over losing your job. I don't really know what to do to help, but I'm trying. Please get some irons in the fire. We'll be ok for a few months, but we need some income coming in pretty soon. I know you're not happy at home even though it's only been a few days. I'm on your side. Let me know if I can help in any way. Otherwise, I'll keep making your favorite foods and hugging you a lot.
Love--Your wife who is stressed beyond belief but doesn't want to burden you
Dear DH's (former) work--
It's not right to provide nothing but positive feedback and then drop a bomb on someone like you did my DH. He thought he was going in to a meeting for a glowing review and the bonus that was promised when he was hired. Instead, you let him go?! How's that working for you now that you don't have him 10+ hours a day managing that important project? And thanks for the unemployment you're getting ready to pay, too. Wouldn't it have been cheaper to keep him and provide feedback? It's interesting that the people who worked with him all were shocked and upset.
Singed--The wife of a great man who you are probably missing about now