February 2013 Moms

surviving the WIFE

A friend sent this to DH on FB and we had a good chuckle. Thought I'd share. How many can you relate to?

 http://www.scarymommy.com/new-dad-survival-guide/

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  • Love it!!! Thanks for sharing!! Lol
                                                 
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  • OMG.  They should hand these out to new dads at the hospital.  

     l love #1.  It is guaran-freaking-teed that my husband will only get stuck late at work when one or both of the kids has had a tough day.  And I'm telling myself, "It's ok.  Just make it to 6:30.  Just make it to 6:30" and then you find out at 6:29 that he hasn't even LEFT WORK YET. 

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    OMG.  They should hand these out to new dads at the hospital.  

     l love #1.  It is guaran-freaking-teed that my husband will only get stuck late at work when one or both of the kids has had a tough day.  And I'm telling myself, "It's ok.  Just make it to 6:30.  Just make it to 6:30" and then you find out at 6:29 that he hasn't even LEFT WORK YET. 

    A.M.E.N. except for me he says 6:30 and when it's 6:40 and I keep saying to myself, "it's just traffic, he'll be home any second, but I'll call and make sure he's close" then I call and find out... he's still at work. Angry or Crying take your pick


    BFP1: DD1 born April 2011 at 34w1d via unplanned c/s due to HELLP, DVT 1 week PP
    BFP2: 3/18/12, blighted ovum, natural m/c @ 7w4d
    BFP3: DD2 born Feb 2013 at 38w4d via unplanned RCS due to uterine dehiscence

  • omg thank you! I immediately sent it to DH.  numbers 1 and 2 are a daily occurrence!!

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  • Haha! I love #5, I can totally relate to the "whose day was worse/more stressful" competition. For the record, my day is usually worse. :)
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    BFP #2: 6/1/12; EDD 2/12/13, DD born 1/5/13 at 34w 5d! 
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  • Oh I love it! Just last night I had to make sure DH knew he shouldn't feel like he's doing me a favor when he takes care of OUR son.
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    image DC2London:

    OMG.  They should hand these out to new dads at the hospital.  

     l love #1.  It is guaran-freaking-teed that my husband will only get stuck late at work when one or both of the kids has had a tough day.  And I'm telling myself, "It's ok.  Just make it to 6:30.  Just make it to 6:30" and then you find out at 6:29 that he hasn't even LEFT WORK YET. 

    A.M.E.N. except for me he says 6:30 and when it's 6:40 and I keep saying to myself, "it's just traffic, he'll be home any second, but I'll call and make sure he's close" then I call and find out... he's still at work. Angry or Crying take your pick



    Don't even get me started... I've practically thrown DS at DH when he strolled in an hour and a half later than expected.


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