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I don't see one started, so let's hear 'em...
WTF Wrist. You've been all better for months. Why did you let a little High Five action tweak you out? Quit throbbing. I've got a baby to hold in two days.
WTF Mom's friends. I don't even know most of you. So how waiting for this baby could be stressing YOU out is beyond me. Stop calling daily. Stop asking personal questions about my body. Stop making my Mom more anxious than she already is!
WTF Husband. Your iPad is seriously going to mysteriously disappear if you don't stop zoning out with it right now. I get that it's your way of dealing with stress... but it's not cool right now, not cool at all.
WTF cervix. Let's get this show on the road!!! lol
My little bug, Madeline. Born June 2, 2013.
MrsMMalone:WTF new office carpet? As if being a week from my due date didn't already provide reasons for feeling nauseous, now I spend all day at work feeling like I have glue/carpet fume poisoning!
Ew, I hate that smell!
WTF body- can't we just go ahead and have this baby already? We're at 40+2 with absolutely no progress.
WTF baby- if you aren't going to make your grand appearance today, can't you at least be super active so I'm not so worried.
WTF self- why did you quit working so early? You should have known how bored you would be.
WTF mom- I love you, but you have to believe me when I say I will call you as soon as I think I'm in labor. No need to call all the time with absolutely nothing at all to say. It's obvious you are just making sure I haven't suddenly decided to keep you out of the loop. Heaven forbid anything happens without your knowledge.
Wtf salami...I dreamed of eating salami for months! Finally made myself a sandwich when my baby is 3 weeks old....and got horrible food poisoning
Wtf mom...please stop saying "my baby" when you refer to my daughter. It's wierd
WTF body? 39 weeks and 2 days, no contractions, no dilation, no NOTHING???? Really???? Throw me a bone here!
WTF random strangers in convenience stores??!! STOP telling me that if I just have sex the baby will come...I DON'T KNOW YOU!!!
WTF blood pressure, why won't you stay down.
WTF everyone. I'm not sure why I haven't had the baby yet, maybe it's because it's not that exact time yet.
WTF dizziness. I get you everytime I stand up or lay down. I don't get it.
WTF washing machine. Please quit leaking on the floor, it's hard for me to clean up after you. It's also not a good time to go out.
WTF dog, I take you out to pee and you don't. Later you decide to get on the kids bed and Lee on it in front of me? Grrrr. WTF?
wtf ANKLE?! I don't even know how I injured you, but now i have a stabbing pain on the outside whenever I bear weight. this is not going to help my plan of walking around to get this damn baby out!
wtf HUSBAND? You do realize that I am willing to have sex with you every day, right? Because I tell you that I am! Can you try and humble yourself and realize that the baby absolutely cannot feel what you are doing inside of my vagina---there are these structures called the 'cervix' and 'amniotic sac' that completely protect baby from your...umm...man parts. Its gonna be a loooooong 6-8 weeks of celibacy after baby comes...
ok that felt good. thanks for starting this thread :)
pearlsonthebeach:wtf everyone. stop asking me about the baby. I'm a week overdue and I WILL bite your head off.
B27:Wtf salami...I dreamed of eating salami for months! Finally made myself a sandwich when my baby is 3 weeks old....and got horrible food poisoningnbsp;Wtf mom...please stop saying "my baby" when you refer to my daughter. It's wierdnbsp;
WTF Uterus: You keep getting my hopes up and then stopping with the progress. I know you're laughing at me. I'll fight dirty, don't make me.
WTF Cervix: I've had all these contractions and you're STILL only 2cm? I better have had some progress tomorrow after the day your friend Uterus gave me yesterday/today.
WTF Dog: You are freaking me out with your random barking at absolutely nothing. Barking at the sky? at the air? what is it? I don't understand.
WTF Friends: No, I haven't had the baby yet. NO, I'm probably not going to call you when I'm in labor so you can all rush to the hospital, I don't want to entertain you while I'm having contractions. Yes, I realize you all want the baby here right this second.
WTF Certain Acquaintance: I haven't really talked to you for a few months, and essentially stopped being interested in you since you blamed me for my miscarriage. Now suddenly you're offended because you didn't find out I was pregnant until I was 37 weeks, like I owed you something? We're not BFFs, I'm not sharing intimate details of my life with you if I don't want to. Stop texting me and messaging me on FB, asking me about my sex life, and telling me all the bad stuff you hear about labor & delivery. It's not welcome or appreciated, and that's why I don't answer you.
ahhhhh, that felt good.
First M/C - March 2006, pregnancy not known about.
BFP#1 03/17/12 DD 11/09/12 Missed MC 05/14/12 (No growth past 9wk1d) D&C 05/22/12
Removal of Ovarian Cyst 07/27/12
BFP#2 09/17/12 DD 05/29/13 STICK BABY STICK!
PgAL MARCH SIGGY CHALLENGE: PET SHAMING