September 2011 Moms

Sh!t your DH says

What has your DH said lately?? 

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Re: Sh!t your DH says

  • cmooseycmoosey
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    "He doesn't like me. I dont have tits" is said almost daily.

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  • "Stop cleaning up the kitchen, we have to get the house cleaned up" (umm ok?)

    20 minutes later... "So are you going to finish cleaning up the kitchen or what?" 

  • manda26manda26
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    it's more often that we will talk about something, or I will suggest something, and a week later all of a sudden he has this great idea (which is what we already talked about!)

    I know now he doesn't listen to me at all

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    it's more often that we will talk about something, or I will suggest something, and a week later all of a sudden he has this great idea (which is what we already talked about!)

    I know now he doesn't listen to me at all

    Ohh yeah!  I could suggest something 20 times and its like no way, but whenever he comes up with the same idea later on, it's the best idea ever!

  • cmooseycmoosey
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    image manda26:

    it's more often that we will talk about something, or I will suggest something, and a week later all of a sudden he has this great idea (which is what we already talked about!)

    I know now he doesn't listen to me at all

    Ohh yeah!  I could suggest something 20 times and its like no way, but whenever he comes up with the same idea later on, it's the best idea ever!

    "No, you never said that.  I would remember" Um....or, you are a buttmunch and you ignored me and I really did say it. 

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  • cmooseycmoosey
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    image manda26:

    it's more often that we will talk about something, or I will suggest something, and a week later all of a sudden he has this great idea (which is what we already talked about!)

    I know now he doesn't listen to me at all

    Ohh yeah!  I could suggest something 20 times and its like no way, but whenever he comes up with the same idea later on, it's the best idea ever!

    "No, you never said that.  I would remember" Um....or, you are a buttmunch and you ignored me and I really did say it. 

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  • After spending a nearly sleepless night with W, I told DH the next day how tired I was.  He said, "Yeah, me too."  Um, I heard him snoring in the other room.  Poor guy.
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  • Me: 'Where are you going?  Target is that way'

    Dh: 'Well, I could get there by going this way too.'

    Me: 'Yeah, but it'd be a lot farther...'

    Dh: 'I didn't say it wouldn't be farther, I just said I could go this way if I wanted to.  I'm still right'

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  • toriwctoriwc
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    "He doesn't like me. I dont have tits" is said almost daily.


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  • Ooh, drives me crazy when he complains he's tired.

    this weekend:

    H: tell me what plants you want me to put right here and I'll go get them.

    me: very descriptive explanation.

    H: well, I don't know what you want, so you'll just have to go pick it out.

    me: I JUST told you what I wanted!!! 

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  • I heard DH walking around in our bathroom for like 10 minutes.  He comes downstairs carrying Windex, a big roll of paper towels, Shout, and a polo shirt.  I look at him and he says "don't ask".

    I didn't.

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  • hoot179hoot179
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    We met at a birthday party yesterday and I asked if he liked Owens outfit. he said he wasn't crazy about it...how annoying. I was so relieved when he was complimented on his vest!
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    I heard DH walking around in our bathroom for like 10 minutes.  He comes downstairs carrying Windex, a big roll of paper towels, Shout, and a polo shirt.  I look at him and he says "don't ask".

    I didn't.

    lol hmmm... 

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  • "Did you see the pile of sh!t I spread all over the yard?"

    haha. The ranch foreman dumped buffalo poop in our yard so H could plant grass.  

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  • "I don't understand why this pregnancy is so much harder on you."

    ::Cue death glares::

    Seriously, dude? SERIOUSLY???

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