MIL has friends over tonight at our house and I know she's excited and I know they're excited, but if onemoremotherf-ingperson asks me if I'm still pregnant, I'm literally going to cry. For the fifth time today.
YES I am still pregnant - that is why I am waddling around on cankles cleaning instead of drinking wine or playing with my baby or ANYTHING NORMAL!!! NO I'm not dilated (thank you very much, complete stranger-man), NO I don't know how much longer it's going to be, and NOOOOO I don't want to hear about your friend's/neighbor's/niece's recent c-section/third degree tear/episiotomy!!! Yuck!!