May 2013 Moms

Crotch sniffing dog?

My dog got a really good sniff of my crotch earlier. Do you think my water broke and she can sense it?


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Re: Crotch sniffing dog?

  • mytincmytinc
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    image burkems:
    My dog got a really good sniff of my crotch earlier. Do you think my water broke and she can sense it?
    Get to labor and delivery stat!  He was sniffing the baby's hair as the baby is crowning. If the dog sneezed after sniffing your baby has dandruff.  

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    Ur babey might be hanging out of ur vag!!!11111!!1!1!1
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  • Shut yo Facehole! Your dog fallowed you and sniffed your crotch?! I say it's baby time!1!!!111
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  • Nah, you probably just pissed yourself.  Pee is way more enticing to a dog than AF. Wink
      
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  • Was this a serious question or were you trying to be funny?
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  • burkemsburkems
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    Nah, you probably just pissed yourself.  Pee is way more enticing to a dog than AF. Wink

    Okay, I know you are a vet or whatever but I was thinking that since AF is supposed to smell sweet, and my dog really likes baked goods, that maybe she would think it smelled better.



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    Was this a serious question or were you trying to be funny?

    Serious question...I don't know why everyone is making jokes. My dog is really smart. I guess everyone is just tired of being pregnant like me! 



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    image jeremiahz_momma03:
    Was this a serious question or were you trying to be funny?

    Serious question...I don't know why everyone is making jokes. My dog is really smart. I guess everyone is just tired of being pregnant like me! 


    Your dog must be a genius! Like one of those dogs that can sense a seizure or help people with diabetes. Yours can sense labor! Get to LD now!
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  • Wow this one takes the cake

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    image burkems:

    image jeremiahz_momma03:
    Was this a serious question or were you trying to be funny?

    Serious question...I don't know why everyone is making jokes. My dog is really smart. I guess everyone is just tired of being pregnant like me! 

    Your dog must be a genius! Like one of those dogs that can sense a seizure or help people with diabetes. Yours can sense labor! Get to LD now!

     

    I'd pay to have that dog come over here then. I've been experiencing some ear ringing and I'm craving chocolate. I NEED PROOF IF THIS IS EARLY LABOR!!!!111!!!ELEVENNN!

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  • Maybe you are pregnant with a rawhide or squeaky toy....did you get a clear picture on the ultrasound? I think you are about to deliver a squeaky toy.
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  • burkems, ILY.  For rizzle.  LOL!!!!11!!!1!!!
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    image burkems:

    image jeremiahz_momma03:
    Was this a serious question or were you trying to be funny?

    Serious question...I don't know why everyone is making jokes. My dog is really smart. I guess everyone is just tired of being pregnant like me! 

    I can't believe people would joke at a time like this.  I think your dog is sensing supersonic wavelengths that the baby is emitting through your vag.  I would definitely take the crotch sniffing seriously!!!111!

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    image burkems:

    image jeremiahz_momma03:
    Was this a serious question or were you trying to be funny?

    Serious question...I don't know why everyone is making jokes. My dog is really smart. I guess everyone is just tired of being pregnant like me!&nbsp;

    I can't believe people would joke at a time like this.&nbsp; I think your dog is sensing supersonic wavelengths that the baby is emitting through your vag.&nbsp; I would definitely take the crotch sniffing seriously!!!111!


    Totes fo realz!!!!1!11!!!
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  • If you're really unsure, you can go to the grocery store and see if a worker fallows you down the isle with a mop bucket.  They know for sure when your're water will break
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  • image laxminavkar:
    Maybe you are pregnant with a rawhide or squeaky toy....did you get a clear picture on the ultrasound? I think you are about to deliver a squeaky toy.
     

    LOL! Hope it's not a bone you deliver, your dog might burry it and then the 9 months are wasted!

     Seriously though, my sisters dog is well behaved, but during my pregnancy he dives for my crotch!  Same when she was pg. I wonder if it smells different down there? Like, catnip for dogs...

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    Shut yo Facehole! Your dog fallowed you and sniffed your crotch?! I say it's baby time!1!!!111

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    I just almost peed myself. Or it was my water... Ill ask my cat
  • image laxminavkar:
    Maybe you are pregnant with a rawhide or squeaky toy....did you get a clear picture on the ultrasound? I think you are about to deliver a squeaky toy.



    Nastiest visual I think I've ever had
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