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Or just "fallow" your own advice next time.
You just need to RELAX
Faitheliza:Damn. That was the first fun post I've seen in awhile. Sigh.
Lol yep, I was actually excited.
ippichic:Damn, I missed it!!
In case anyone missed it, zenmama3 posted this helpful advice:
For all the lovely non pregnant people here is a list of things that you should NOT do, or say, or think because I can read your mind and your making me crazy!
1. Relax and enjoy the last few day's of your pregnancy:
Thanks for your advice random stranger now shut your face hole. Especially if your a dude! People have been saying that for the last three weeks, just no, never say it.
2. Take a bath, read a book, relax:
What is it you people and telling me to relax? Telling me to relax makes me want to show you how many lunges I can still do at 39+weeks pregnant. Again shut your face hole. (PS I have three boy's there is no relaxing to be had, I keep busy and I like it that way)
3. Have sex, eat spicy food, walk, enjoy and relax:
No, No, No, yes because I never stopped walking, and again NO.
4. Are you having twins?
No, now please kindly see to the title of this post with regards to what to do with your face hole.
5. "Are you, like in labor now?"
Yes, yes I am, I plan to have my baby right here in the middle of the store.
6. OMG are you still pregnant?!?
Pregnant? No, I stole a watermelon from the produce department.
7. Just wait and see, if you think your tired now wait till you have a newborn:
Really?! Really?! You think that's a good thing to say to a pregnant woman! And not to be rude BUT I have three boy's already, soooo ya. Shut your face hole.
Okay I have covered all the super annoying stupid things people say, now lets delve into the thing they don't say.
1. Dear guy working at the grocery store:
Please stop fallowing me around with a bucket and mop. I swear if I see you fallow me down one more isle I will spill every oz of water in my trusty water bottle, then yell "My water just broke and YOU have to deliver the baby NOW!"
2. Old person looking at me with pity:
Stop, just stop.
3. Dude that is trying to flirt:
Eeeewww, no-ho-ho-ho-ho. Stop because you are being super duper creepy!
4. Person that is looking at me with giant eyes as I order:
Three large slices of pizza, two giant hot dogs, three frozen yogurts and one hand dipped, almond and chocolate covered ice cream. I am ordering for five people, but I will take alllllll the food and sit at a table, I will then stare at you till you feel so awkward that you move.
I am two day's away from my due date and feeling snarky.