May 2013 Moms

Labor Cookies

Since the OP has mysteriously disappeared, ahem DD!, I thought I'd post again so we can thoroughly discuss magical labor cookies and their appropriate uses and recipe variations. Sorry it's not clicky, on mobile.

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  • Can someone find one that is combined with a laxative?  
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  • image Beachy730:
    Can someone find one that is combined with a laxative?  

    Ooooh!  Good idea!  Super helpful for PP poops. 

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    I'm so sad I missed the DD.  Were the benefits of labor cookies thoroughly discussed?  Was it determined if you eat them or put them straight in your vag because I wasn't sure based on the recipe?
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    I'm so sad I missed the DD. nbsp;Were the benefits of labor cookies thoroughly discussed? nbsp;Was it determined if you eat them or put them straight in your vag because I wasn't sure based on the recipe?

    I believe it was Blue that brought up a special 'icing' recipe but I still need the details. Can the semen be refrigerated or does it have to be fresh?

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    I'm so sad I missed the DD.  Were the benefits of labor cookies thoroughly discussed?  Was it determined if you eat them or put them straight in your vag because I wasn't sure based on the recipe?

    You make them two sizes - small and large.  Insert where appropriate. 

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    Can someone find one that is combined with a laxative?  

    Ooooh!  Good idea!  Super helpful for PP poops. 


    So really, they need to make labor cookies and post labor cookies! Maybe leave out the cayenne pepper in the postlabor cookies though if they're gonna be poop inducing.

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    image Beachy730:
    Can someone find one that is combined with a laxative?  

    Ooooh!  Good idea!  Super helpful for PP poops. 

    So really, they need to make labor cookies and post labor cookies! Maybe leave out the cayenne pepper in the postlabor cookies though if they're gonna be poop inducing. Sorry for lack of symbols.....mobile bumping.

    You could totally combine the laxative with your lactation cookies.  Two bird with one stone post partum! 

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    image nola78:
    I'm so sad I missed the DD. nbsp;Were the benefits of labor cookies thoroughly discussed? nbsp;Was it determined if you eat them or put them straight in your vag because I wasn't sure based on the recipe?
    I believe it was Blue that brought up a special 'icing' recipe but I still need the details. Can the semen be refrigerated or does it have to be fresh?

    You need FRESH semen icing for the cookies to be effective.  Adding sprinkles has been shown to have a positive effect when injected up the vag.  Blue sprinkles = you will sleep through labor.  Green sprinkles = you will be able to sue your OB and be set for life.  Rainbow sprinkles = you will birth a unicorn.

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    image nola78:
    I'm so sad I missed the DD. nbsp;Were the benefits of labor cookies thoroughly discussed? nbsp;Was it determined if you eat them or put them straight in your vag because I wasn't sure based on the recipe?

    I believe it was Blue that brought up a special 'icing' recipe but I still need the details. Can the semen be refrigerated or does it have to be fresh?

    You need FRESH semen icing for the cookies to be effective.  Adding sprinkles has been shown to have a positive effect when injected up the vag.  Blue sprinkles = you will sleep through labor.  Green sprinkles = you will be able to sue your OB and be set for life.  Rainbow sprinkles = you will birth a unicorn.


    Thanks, I was totes confused and I heard the icing is the most important part!

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  • I deleted it bc people are rude. everyone has something obnoxious to say about it. I found them and quite a few people used them and had luck online but apparently around here, everyone had to be obnoxious about it.
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    I deleted it bc people are rude. everyone has something obnoxious to say about it. I found them and quite a few people used them and had luck online but apparently around here, everyone had to be obnoxious about it.

    I really don't understand how we're being obnoxious.  I'm pretty sure this is a serious discussion. 

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  • Given the number of gingerbread cookies I have eaten in my life, I'm shocked I wasn't birthing babies like the Virgin Mary!

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    I deleted it bc people are rude. everyone has something obnoxious to say about it. I found them and quite a few people used them and had luck online but apparently around here, everyone had to be obnoxious about it.

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    I deleted it bc people are rude. everyone has something obnoxious to say about it. I found them and quite a few people used them and had luck online but apparently around here, everyone had to be obnoxious about it.

    I've heard of them and heard they work best when washed down with castor oil.  Good luck! 

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    image jwindt04:
    I deleted it bc people are rude. everyone has something obnoxious to say about it. I found them and quite a few people used them and had luck online but apparently around here, everyone had to be obnoxious about it.

    I really don't understand how we're being obnoxious.  I'm pretty sure this is a serious discussion. 


    I'm literally heading to Whole Foods right now to get all the ingredients, except the icing which DH will have to help me with. I recommend making all organic cookies because it will lead to less medical interventions during birth.

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  • Do they have to be cookies, or can I make a cake?
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    image jwindt04:
    I deleted it bc people are rude. everyone has something obnoxious to say about it. I found them and quite a few people used them and had luck online but apparently around here, everyone had to be obnoxious about it.

    I really don't understand how we're being obnoxious.  I'm pretty sure this is a serious discussion. 

    I'm literally heading to Whole Foods right now to get all the ingredients, except the icing which DH will have to help me with. I recommend making all organic cookies because it will lead to less medical interventions during birth.

    Make sure you get gluten free, too!  Otherwise your pelvis will be too inflamed to spread and you'll be stuck with a c-section.

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    Do they have to be cookies, or can I make a cake?

    Cake is preferable for adding castor oil.

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    image botanicalbliss:
    Do they have to be cookies, or can I make a cake?

    You have to add extra semen to the batter to get the right consistency for a cake.



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  • image botanicalbliss:
    Do they have to be cookies, or can I make a cake?

    you can make a cake, but you have to have a penis pan to bake it in. it wont work unless its dong shaped. 

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    image botanicalbliss:
    Do they have to be cookies, or can I make a cake?

    you can make a cake, but you have to have a penis pan to bake it in. it wont work unless its dong shaped. 

    :-O  My DH would get so offended!  He's a little sensitive, you know, about his doodle... 

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    image ChicagoSummer:

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    Do they have to be cookies, or can I make a cake?

    you can make a cake, but you have to have a penis pan to bake it in. it wont work unless its dong shaped. 

    :-O  My DH would get so offended!  He's a little sensitive, you know, about his doodle... 

    tell him he doesnt need to be sensitive, unless his doodle is limp as a noodle and his pubes are trimmed like a poodle... 

  • image botanicalbliss:
    image ChicagoSummer:

    image botanicalbliss:
    Do they have to be cookies, or can I make a cake?

    you can make a cake, but you have to have a penis pan to bake it in. it wont work unless its dong shaped. 

    :-O  My DH would get so offended!  He's a little sensitive, you know, about his doodle... 

    Hahahahaha doodle

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    Do they have to be cookies, or can I make a cake?

    Well, if a cake will fit up there... I don't think you'll need labor cookies LO will just fall out. 

    Good point!  My doctor told me not to squat down because I'm 2 cm dilated and 30% effaced and baby could come any minute!  

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    image botanicalbliss:
    Do they have to be cookies, or can I make a cake?

    you can make a cake, but you have to have a penis pan to bake it in. it wont work unless its dong shaped. 

    :-O  My DH would get so offended!  He's a little sensitive, you know, about his doodle... 

    tell him he doesnt need to be sensitive, unless his doodle is limp as a noodle and his pubes are trimmed like a poodle... 

    lol 

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  • ...I'm planning on making labor cookies, for realsies... but I hate it when I miss an inside joke due to a DD!

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    ...I'm planning on making labor cookies, for realsies... but I hate it when I miss an inside joke due to a DD!


    This recipe is a myth and it is coincidence that some of those people who tried it kickstarted labor. However, it is interesting seeing the same 5 people responding to these goofy posts.
  • Wait, there are cookies that put you into labour?!! What did I miss?!
  • People with no sense of humor are so fun.

    Oh wait....

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    image laurenann82:
    ...I'm planning on making labor cookies, for realsies... but I hate it when I miss an inside joke due to a DD!
    This recipe is a myth and it is coincidence that some of those people who tried it kickstarted labor. However, it is interesting seeing the same 5 people responding to these goofy posts.

    Oh. I was thinking like energy bar cookie things to eat while you are in labor to keep up your energy and whathaveyou. Yeah, cookies ain't gunna put you into labor! Mama didn't raise no fool! Carry on then.

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