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"You can either jump up and down or eat applesauce. We can't do both as the same time."
Anyone else utter anything they had to chuckle at afterwards this week?
DS born 3.12
DD due 7.14
"Please don't eat rocks."
"No, you can't chew on the dog's tail."
"That's daddy's shoe, we can't have that for breakfast."
The list goes on...
No, don't eat the ants
The bear doesn't go in the toilet!
Don't lick the floor
Can you please stop being a toddler for just a second!
We do not pinch Daddy's nipples!
Why is there a lovey in the baby potty?
The shoe isn't a phone, silly!
"We don't put peas down there (diaper)."
"Don't stick a carrot up your nostril."
"Don't rub chicken in your hair."
"Please do not poke the dog's eyeball."
"Why are you trying to stick your finger up my nose?"
"You can't throw a strawberry on the floor, then get mad when the dog eats it."
"Daddy's belly is not a trampoline."
DS1: BFP: 4/4/2011 | EDD: 12/2/2011 | Born 11/21/2011DS2: BFP: 2/23/13 | EDD: 10/26/13 | We said goodbye: 6/2/13 (19w1d) due to pPROM
I am sitting here crying I am laughing so hard. Okay, maybe I'm just tired.
"Why are you licking the oven?"
"Please quit playing with Mommy's mole" (on my back, nice and visible when I'm carrying her in the Boba)
Ha! I am loving this thread.
"We don't kiss people there honey" (My butt)
"My toe is caca baby. Please don't put your mouth on it."
DS born 3/10/12