My 5 year old got a flashlight/nightlight for his bday recently and keeps walking around shining it in everyone's faces (totally annoying). Today he picked up the flashlight and purposely shined it right in my eyes (for the ten thousandth time). I was about to get annoyed and take it from him, but he protested and said "but mom, I am just trying to see how beautiful you look today"
He is so full of it. I HAD to giggle.