Ran in to someone at work I haven't seen in awhile. Word for word states, "Oh hi! How are you feeling? [Before I can answer, she answers for me, with a look of 'bless her heart'] "Fat?"
I answered "No....but I do feel pregnant." Duh.
Not an hour later, a different but decidedly socially inept person: "Oh...you're still here?" Yes, yes I am...for 3 more months or so.
Had to share because it was seriously hilarious.