Holly Madison's Baby Girl

danabsd

Please tell me you guys saw this. 

Holly's daughter's name is ? wait for it ?Rainbow Aurora Rotella. Um, maybe they'll just call her Rain for short? 

526SadieSadie

I actually braced myself before I opened this post.  Now I wish I hadn't.

RAINBOW?? Really?  RAIN. BOW. 

Poor kid.  She already has the mom who was banging the old dude and now her name is Rainbow on top of that.

WashingtonQueen

Why the fluck couldn't she use Aurora as the first name?? FFS!

MrsHennyBee

Hahaha, I didn't really expect a whole lot, but this is just hilarious 

Beejus

And here I felt bad for wondering if it was going to sound like a stripper.

EmJ&B

Oh sad.

brooksidebride

I just signed in to come on here and post about this, you beat me to it!

Shocker: She chose the name because she wanted her DD to be unique.

?I wanted to give my daughter a unique name,? the new mom E!. ?Growing up, there was a girl in my school named Rainbow and I was so envious of that name. I thought it was so pretty and unique!?

Definitely would've been better in the middle name spot.

PinkLillyLover

WashingtonQueen:

Why the fluck couldn't she use Aurora as the first name?? FFS!

 Yep?!

KIR2DS4

So.....you named her after someone you knew in an attempt to be unique? She really is dumb as rocks. I think Aurora is beautiful, maybe Bow will just go by that when she's old enough to know better. 

neverblushed

I'm blissfully happy that I don't know who the heck Holly Madison is.  I'm sure, whoever and wherever she is, she's a peach.

bsinno

OH SWEET LORD IN HEAVEN.

 

KIR2DS4

neverblushed:

I'm blissfully happy that I don't know who the heck Holly Madison is.  I'm sure, whoever and wherever she is, she's a peach.

Haha I'm envious of your bliss! I think she posed in Playboy? Made "famous" by being head girlfriend of Hugh Hefner for....far too long. Starred in "The Girls Next Door" on E about said relationship with Hef. Now she's just sort of a washed up former celebrity.  

neverblushed

KIR2DS4:

neverblushed:

I'm blissfully happy that I don't know who the heck Holly Madison is.  I'm sure, whoever and wherever she is, she's a peach.

Haha I'm envious of your bliss! I think she posed in Playboy? Made "famous" by being head girlfriend of Hugh Hefner for....far too long. Starred in "The Girls Next Door" on E about said relationship with Hef. Now she's just sort of a washed up former celebrity.  

Okay.  I figured it was something along those lines.  

girlmama83

Stop it right now!

danabsd

KIR2DS4:

So.....you named her after someone you knew in an attempt to be unique? She really is dumb as rocks.

el oh el

CeCe8579

She is dumb as a box of busted bricks!

I didn't even know she was pregnant. Who is the father?

I was unfortunately a religious Girls Next Door watcher and yes I am hanging my head in shame! I can't believe I admitted that!

ehnasto

This is why moms should be forced to fill out the birth cert BEFORE the drugs are given.

Lue94

Rainbow? Really?

She didn't have a name for some days and I was (shamefully) waiting to hear the name and this is what I get? Why am I surprised though? Look who she is. 

jennyshawn0808

526SadieSadie:

  

Poor kid.  She already has the mom who was banging the old dude and now her name is Rainbow on top of that.

This is just what I was thinking!

Lue94

Iloveshanej:

She is dumb as a box of busted bricks! I didn't even know she was pregnant. Who is the father? I was unfortunately a religious Girls Next Door watcher and yes I am hanging my head in shame! I can't believe I admitted that!

Don't feel bad.  I don't think I missed an episode. 

gee313

526SadieSadie:

I actually braced myself before I opened this post.nbsp; Now I wish I hadn't.
RAINBOW?? Really?nbsp; RAIN. BOW.nbsp;
Poor kid.nbsp; She already has the mom who was banging the old dude and now her name is Rainbow on top of that.

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heyitsme

Rainbow Rotella?

Tell me, do they not know that tri-colored spiral pasta is called Rainbow Rotelle (Rotelli)?

Nice one!

Bump Jackie

Ladies, this entire thread just made my Friday.

 Thank you!

Bump Jackie

BlindysWife

Please tell me Rotella is the baby's last name, and not a second mn after a can of tomatoes?

heyitsme

BlindysWife:

Please tell me Rotella is the baby's last name, and not a second mn after a can of tomatoes?

Rotella is the last name. 

pettycrocker

Wtf! What a hot mess. 

BlindysWife

heyitsme:

BlindysWife:

Please tell me Rotella is the baby's last name, and not a second mn after a can of tomatoes?

Rotella is the last name. 

Well that's a relief.

Too bad her fn still sucks! :P 

SRK128

Just saw. Still vomiting from it.

magsugar13

Come on ladies it could have been a lot worse!!! It could have been raynebow....raineboe....rayenbow lmao

danabsd

heyitsme:

Rainbow Rotella?

Tell me, do they not know that tri-colored spiral pasta is called Rainbow Rotelle (Rotelli)?

Nice one!

RaaaaaHaHaHa.  

MrsJ723

magsugar13:

Come on ladies it could have been a lot worse!!! It could have been raynebow....raineboe....rayenbow lmao

Very true.  It is a horrendous name but at least it is spelled correctly!

Comeonlilbaby

I am a fan of 'different' names but this is just ridonkulous. Rainbow?! Where in her mind did she think that's okay to name a human??

CeCe8579

Comeonlilbaby:

I am a fan of 'different' names but this is just ridonkulous. Rainbow?! Where in her mind did she think that's okay to name a human??

What mind? Bwahaha!

KikiSmash12

Should've spelled it Reignb'eau

FakeFinn

I totally saw this! I was actually waiting for it (shame), because I'd read that it would be 'unusual' and 'apple-ish'. It's pretty bad, but not as bad as I expected. I was secretly hoping she'd throw Bunny in there

Stardust54

My only question is, what man agrees to this name for his daughter????

CeCe8579

The sad thing is she probably did this to stay in the spotlight for just a bit longer! Poor child!

ChristyD6

magsugar13:

Come on ladies it could have been a lot worse!!! It could have been raynebow....raineboe....rayenbow lmao

haha true!

JennyShoo

Totally a stripper's name!!! Sounds like Holly wants her DD to follow her footsteps and pose for Playboy as well. 

And what a mouth-full! I can't even pronounce it with all the "R"s.  

BrittRN+

I really wish this was a joke. It's crazy bad.

danabsd

JennyShoo:

what a mouth-full! I can't even pronounce it with all the "R"s.  

 Seriously! And het initials are RAR. WTF?