So we got this totally awesome, dog-like kitten. We tried out Sheldon and Schrodinger's cat on it .... (Sheldon from Big Bang Theory and well, Schrodinger is pretty self-explanatory) ... but they don't seem to fit or my kiddo is having a hard time saying them. What does he look like to you ladies? I'm cool with funny, obnoxious names .... just something not vulgar .... because I don't want my 9 year old running around the house saying something like "Here, little azzhole!" haha.