By now DH pretty much knows everything about pregnancy but with DS1 he spit out a couple of these gems:
Trying to conceive: "I don't believe in ovulation"
Registering: "Wouldn't it hurt to use a nipple brush??"
Child Rearing: "I don't want him exposed to all this lame music. I want him to learn The Doors and classic rock."
Me: "I'm pretty sure no one in pre-school is going to think he is cool if he knows The Doors, but he will get some side-eyes if he can't recite The Wheels on the Bus!"
Future Parenting: "I hope the boys don't ask me about condoms. I'll be like what are those??"
Me: "I'll handle the sex talks...."