Ballsox, you are amazing. Your ability to accurately call out the Blanches and Veruca Salts who show up astound me.
Your threads today are incredible, and totally spot on. They remind me of Tyler Durden in their awesomeness.
In your honor, and because it's Friday... I am starting a thread of awesomeness. I'm not totally sure what that will consist of, but at a minimum, it consists of Betty White dancing.
ETA: Posted too soon.