Hi.
I wanted to post a cautionary tale for everyone because it actually happened to me this weekend and was extremely traumatic.
I am currently 10 weeks pregnant (loving every minute of it). This past weekend I attended a party to celebrate a friend's graduation. Well, I declined alcohol because I'm pregnant and was just sipping out of a Poland Springs water bottle. I put my bottle down, and went to the bathroom. When I returned I continued to drink my drink, thinking that I would just participate in party festivities like listening to music and reminiscing with friends...
I was wrong. The last thing that I rememmber was taking one final, fateful sip of my water... When I came to I was halfway through a bologna sandwich! I was absolutely shocked and horrified and immediately tried to get myself to throw it up because I feared the outcome for my baby.
I went to the hospital an hour later when I got over my initial paralysis and was extremely lucky to learn that the baby was unharmed. They have reported it and a full scale investigation is underway.
This is a warning to always guard your drinks because you never know where evil lurks.
Re: Drugged and fed bologna sandwich
I cant even come up with a witty response, but you get an A for creativity and originality. This was pretty funny.
LFAF Summer 2016 Awards:
Trust no one.
BFP #1 : 05.08.11 : EDD : 01.16.12 : DOB : 01.15.12
BFP #2 : 12.26.12 : EDD : 09.08.13 : DOB : 09.03.13
Did you learn nothing while in college or in your younger party years? Never leave your drink unattended.
The bologna is not going to hurt you or the baby. Eat as many bologna sandwiches you want!
Agreed.
Definitely the sandwich.
BFP #1 : 05.08.11 : EDD : 01.16.12 : DOB : 01.15.12
BFP #2 : 12.26.12 : EDD : 09.08.13 : DOB : 09.03.13
Seriously? Wow. I won't even drink anything that I have left unattended if I am in a place that is crowded with people I don't know (or even some I do). I am glad you and the baby are OK.
Bwahahahahaha! This!
/dead
BFP #1 : 05.08.11 : EDD : 01.16.12 : DOB : 01.15.12
BFP #2 : 12.26.12 : EDD : 09.08.13 : DOB : 09.03.13
Total MUD. Check out her post history. Here's a good one:
https://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/thread/71161053.aspx
I doubt she's even really pg. If it is even a "she". I call troll.
D&C: 03/08/12 Waited for AF for 146 long days!
Hysteroscopy/D&C on July 10th to fix blocked cervix (DX: Cervical Stenosis)
BFP #2 12/8/12, EDD 08/21/13 Our rainbow arrived 08/24/13!
hahahaha. Maybe THIS is why she is sads. She's more of a sausage girl, that's what she was craving.
BFP #1 : 05.08.11 : EDD : 01.16.12 : DOB : 01.15.12
BFP #2 : 12.26.12 : EDD : 09.08.13 : DOB : 09.03.13
thank you! i want to slap the people who thought this was real! lol
You may be pissed that you were drugged and fed a bologna sandwich, but I would be even more PO'd that I was at some trashy party that served bologna to begin with.
RIGHT! I peeped out her other posts before I responded..WTH? LOL!
Yes, but this is MUD (made up drama)
Evelyn (3.24.10), Graham (5.30.13) & Miles (8.28.16)
BAHAHAHA! AMAZING!
Agreed.
BFP #1 : 05.08.11 : EDD : 01.16.12 : DOB : 01.15.12
BFP #2 : 12.26.12 : EDD : 09.08.13 : DOB : 09.03.13
My thoughts exactly.
I want this as my first "post".
The bologna is now sad...
Does everyone have to cry MUD. Can't we just have a little fun with it??