Don't do it.
Step away from FB.
It's just going to be about a million pg announcements, 43 million Merry Christmas posts, a couple hundred thousand long and involved "holidaysaresogreatlistentohowwonderfulmylifeis" posts, and enough pictures of cute kids opening presents to make you want to self-induce a coma.
You've been warned. Just hang out here instead. Because I'm not doing sh?t today, and I need company. And, because these are way better than anything you'll see on FB.