My mom informed me that my little brother's fiancee will probably be stopping by later tonight at out family Christmas. (They were broken up for a while and recently got back together.) This girl is immature and hasn't been nice to any of us in the past.
She wanted to give me heads up so I can help her put the alcohol away quickly when she arrives. We have punch and wine. No one gets drunk, but we have a few drinks. I guess it's against this girl's religion to drink and my family doesn't want her to be offended on Christmas.
I guess it's not against her religion to screw another guy while being engaged. I really just started laughing on the phone when I heard this BS. I triple dog dare anyone to pry the wine glass from my hand.