On the way to school today we drove by the hospital. DS1 has a very good visual memory and even though this isn't the view of the hospital he normally sees, he recognized the building and asked if that's where he an F were born. After talking about that for a little bit he asked, "How do babies get out of their Momma's tummies?"
He still doesn't know I'm pregnant yet, but I figured I better tell him the truth about how it all works since he'll be experiencing it with us soon. So I answered honestly, usually the baby comes out the Momma's vagina. "Are you serious?!" DH, who happened to be in the car today, and I had a hard time not giggling. "Yes, dear, I'm telling you the truth." "Are you serious?!" So I decided to also explain to him that's why God designed Mommas to grow the babies and not Daddies. Could you imagine a baby coming out of your penis?
I'm sure he's traumatized for the day. I definitely didn't want to tell him about c-sections! Whew! That is not a conversation I was expecting to have this morning!!!