SO FREAKING BAD!!!!!! I'm still shaking!
He just left for work and I hear a little banging noise on the front porch. I peak out the blinds and see its windy and I figure the noise was a Christmas decoration I hung up that tends to bang around in the wind. No biggie.
So I go about making my toast and the door knob starts to jiggle and turn. WTF! (now I'm almost crapping myself) It keeps jiggling and then a knock. I don't hear DH's truck out front (it's a diesel so its kinda loud) I start saying "TODD!? TODD??" 1. because if it's him he will answer and 2. If it's not him I hope the killer trying to get in thinks Todd is home and I'm yelling for him. Finally I hear "yea" and again I peak out the blinds.. No truck. WTF. Then DH pops his fat head in front of the window and waves. Finally, I open the door.
Appearantly the noise I heard on the front porch was the extension cord being ripped out of the socket and probably hitting my car as DH took off down the street with his truck STILL PLUGGED IN!!!!!
Such a dingdong. This is like the 3rd or 4th time he has done this except this time he drug the cord all the way down the street!