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Last night I dreamt that my husband got fired from his job because he bought me a "push present." Seriously.
"I stammered, unable to form a coherent thought because I have a vagina."
BoopADoopBetty:But it was a dream which means it's totally going to come true, right? RIGHT?!?
Most definitely. I've already told him never to buy me a push present. We can't afford for him to lose his job.