You have to help me, guys! I was baking chocolate chip cookies and I accidentally licked some dough off of my fingers. I wasn't even thinking! I know that is a huuuuge pg no-no! OMG, is my baby going to grow extra limbs or something? I'm so scared! Should I go to the ER??!!
For reals, though- these cookies are going to be my dinner. And probably my breakfast tomorrow. I'm just dying for some junk food. Somebody hold me back. (And the dough was delish. I'm such a rebel.)
I apologize for this interruption. You may return to your regularly scheduled evening.