Contractions 60-90 seconds long, 3-4 minutes apart, for about two hours now (they've been increasing from 45-70 seconds, 5-7 minutes apart for 7 hours)... And too freaking mild to be labor. Come on, kid! With SPIRIT!
I am unreasonably proud of myself for not having puked on my child.
DS born 12/2012
Little Squeaker due 6/2015