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Your skillz are needed up in here.
I LOVE when you called that one girl an entitled twit. "Because the shower is all about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE and nobody else even though I'm one rude biatch!!"
That cute outfit you're holding?
No thanks, we don't need it
The onesie you bought
that crap can just beat it
Let's be real here, we're friends,
and I love you so much
but I need lots of more
of the practical stuff
So pass on the shirts, the socks and the hats
pass on the crap that is cutesy, I need all the rest
The diapers and such are where it's at