I'm big! I know! There's a baby in there! Isn't it CRAZY how that works?
FRIGGIN CAN IT, PEOPLE. Sheesh.
If I have to listen to this for 6+ weeks, I'm seriously concerned I might go to jail for assault. Don't poke the bear. Yes, I'm the size of a bear, but don't poke me. I will tear your face off.
Ok, I feel better!