1. To my Dad- I really don't want to talk about my cervix and dilation with you! Please don't ask me about "discharge" again!
2. To hubby's family- Nope, I'm not getting a scheduled c-section, I'm not going to ask for an early induction, and I'm not looking forward to feeling like a time bomb when you're here. This baby will come when she's ready.
3. To our friends- I'm just as impatient as you are to meet this baby! Can we talk about something else now, please?
What/Who has been driving you crazy lately?