"ummm....don't you think that if I was and you were supposed to know yet i would have told you? If i am pregnant and you haven't heard it from me then that means you aren't supposed to know yet or else i don't want to talk to you about it. do you feel special because you think you can guess right if someone is pregnant?! "
"and if i'm not then you are being VERY rude and i'm offended by you calling me fat..."or "no, why?? are you??"
this is what i wish i could say to some people!
why the hell do you think you can just come out and ask if someone is pregnant?