2nd Trimester

The clit incident and OB appt.

Yes, I said clit. Deal, bump... We all have one.

 So in prep for my pap today, I gave myself a high and tight. While trimming and shaving, I cut my clit! Needless to say, I pulled my hand away, it was covered in blood and I freaked! Of course I then fingered myself to make sure it was from the clit incident and not the hole.... And then the mirror came out to make sure that I didn't cut my libido clear off my body. Andddd, that is when DH walks into the bathroom and quickly asked me what the hell I was doing. Did I mention I was still fingering myself at this point? Yeah. I was. 

So later today, I went in for prenatal pap . I forewarned the NP that my clit normally doesn't look like hamburger meat. She gave me the side eye- but what are you going to do??? I got to hear the baby's heartbeat which is always amazing!  

Sorry for the typos. I am on my iPad and it is being an a-hole.... 

I think once I heal more, I will tell DH he needs to kiss it to make It feel better... Hehehe.... Mrs. C is not happy today!  

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