So DH is out of town on a rare not-for-pleasure trip and I Work nights. (Android phone is doing weird things, sorry.) My inlaws nicely offered to come over and sit with our 2 year old for 5 hours a few days so I can get some sleep. Well, DS wants nothing to do with them and slept with me while they sat around and annoyed me. I got home at 7:30 am and rather than offer to help get DS breakfast, dressed or entertained, they sat outside and chain smoked. Then MIL insults our 16 yo cat, ?Is she pregnant or just fat?? Um, neither? I had to bite my tounge from asking MIL the same question! When DS and I finally slept 3 hours we had to set an alarm since they had an appointment, they decided to cook some eggs. 18 scrambled eggs? And they used 1 whole stick of butter in the pan! Then they openef a 4th jar of jelly even though we already had 3 open jars. DS likes strawberry, we had raspberry from Christmas cookies and apple that a guest brought recently. noooo, they need to open blackberry! And since they are too dense to opetate our nice toaster oven, they bought us a $9 toaster and put it where the toaster oven was! Ugh, thanks for letting me vent.