You know you're super-pregnant when:
Your ticker goes from squash to honeydew and you don't even notice for three days because you're too tired, overwhelmed and sore (and because the child is the size of the largest honeydew EVER and you no longer need a ticker to tell you so).
or how 'bout when:
You're more concerned with whether or not you possess the ability to physically rise from the bed for the twenty-seventh time to pee during the night than you are about whether or not you'll ever get back to sleep when you're done.
Your turn, ladies.
Happy Home Stretch! Right? Right.