Trouble TTC

"Just do her from behind"

That is the how-to-get-pregnant advice my husband's cousin gave us last night.  Do it from behind and do it way before I "drop the egg" to get a boy.  Oh, and to say he was wasted would be an understatement. 

He told us that he could share how to get a girl, but we need a boy first.  Confused

I love how wedding and family bring out the how to get KU tips and tricks! Gag me. 

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Re: "Just do her from behind"

  • Gotta love family, right?

    I think you and I had the same weekend. :(

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    3 years ttc #1 with Stage 3 endo, cysts, DOR and mild MFI. Lap in June 2011, followed by High Dose Lupron, continuous BCP, acupuncture, and herbal supplements
    Lucky cycle 38 - Nov. 2011 IUI #2 - Follistim + Trigger =BFP! 11/19~Beta #1=114, 11/21~Beta #2=280, 11/29~Beta #3=7770, 12/6 - We have a heartbeat!

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  • lol If only it were that easy right??!!  That is funny.  
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  • LMAO - that was helpful advice :)
    Me: 35 DH: 37 TTC since 4/2010
    DX: 6/9/2011: Azoo ICSI/IVF only option for biological child
    IVF #1: ER - 9/26 * ET - 10/1 * beta#1 10/13 - 140 * beta#2 10/17 - 477 * beta#3 10/20 - 1101
    1st u/s at 6w6d - one hb * 2nd u/s at 8w3d - no hb detected 11/10/11 * natural m/c 11/13/11
    FET #1 Jan/Feb 2012 - 3 delays - cancelled 2/13
    FET #1.2 - May/June 2012 - ET 6/6/* beta#1 6/15 - 95 * beta #2 6/19 - 322 * beta #3 6/22 - 940
    7/6 1st u/s @ 7 weeks - one beautiful hb - released from RE
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  • Nice.  I believe my SIL once gave me the doggy style get KU advice as well.  Umm... yeah.  2 + years, 4 miscarriages, 2 IUI's and 2 IVF's later, if only it was that friggin easy.   
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    Off BCP 05/09; TTC 07/09; 4 c/p's and 1 m/c

    DOR; MFI; hetero factor v leiden mutation

    1/10 - BFP - c/p 4w4d

    3/10 ~ BFP - 4/5/10 - u/s @ 7w6d - no hb; m/c 8w3d

    Tried many interventions:

    9/10 - unmedicated IUI (1.4 million post wash) = BFN

    10/10 - unmedicated IUI (4.5 million post wash) = BFP

    11/10 - c/p 4w4d

    12/10 injects+TI cycle (3 follies) = BFN

    2/11 - IVF #1 long lupron w/ ICSI; 1 embryo = BFN!

    7/11 - IVF #2 antagonist w/ICSI - 3dt of 3 grade A embies = BFP

    7/11 - c/p 4w5d

    10/11 - unmedicated IUI (2.5 mill post wash) = BFN

    11/11 - unmedicated IUI (12 million post wash) = BFP

    12/11 - c/p 4w2d

    12/11 - IUI #5 follistim (2.5 million post wash) = BFN

    1/15/11 - IUI #6 follistim (12 million post - woot!)= BFP!!! Praise the Lord!!!

    Beta #1 (12dpiui) 164; Beta #2 (14dpiui) 514!!!

    It's TWINS!!!!

    Two BOYS!!!!


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  • Gah!  Seriously?

    We are going to visit my brother in law next month, and when DH told him we might have to skip a cycle because of the visit, BIL said "don't worry, we can turn on some Kenny G and leave the house for a while if you need us to!"

    Riiight...would you happen to have an u/s machine, phlebotomist,  centrifuge, catheter and turkey baster for us to use as well?

    TTC since May 2010

    2/2011 - Initial consultation with RE

    4/2011 - DX: IF related to anovulation + MFI

    8/2011-11/2011 3 failed IUIs

    IVF#1 Jan/Feb 2012-Long Lupron/6ER/6M/3F/0 to transfer

    Switched to new RE

    IVF#2 April 2012-First time ever BFP!

    confirmed blighted ovum d/t tetraploidy @ 7w2d; D&C @ 9w (6/11/12)

    IVF #3 October 2012 ER 10/28 9R/8M/3F ET 10/31 2 8 cell Embies
    BFP! Beta#1(12dp3dt)=158 Beta#2(14dp3dt)=265 Beta#3(19dp3dt)=1905
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    Gah!  Seriously?

    We are going to visit my brother in law next month, and when DH told him we might have to skip a cycle because of the visit, BIL said "don't worry, we can turn on some Kenny G and leave the house for a while if you need us to!"

    Riiight...would you happen to have an u/s machine, phlebotomist,  centrifuge, catheter and turkey baster for us to use as well?

    ::Snort::

    I just p!ssed off the cats by laughing out loud and waking them from their naps on the couch!

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    3 years ttc #1 with Stage 3 endo, cysts, DOR and mild MFI. Lap in June 2011, followed by High Dose Lupron, continuous BCP, acupuncture, and herbal supplements
    Lucky cycle 38 - Nov. 2011 IUI #2 - Follistim + Trigger =BFP! 11/19~Beta #1=114, 11/21~Beta #2=280, 11/29~Beta #3=7770, 12/6 - We have a heartbeat!

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  • Gotta love family functions!! Sorry for the helpful advice.


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    ET done 06/13 2 stubborn and perfect embroys transferred
    Beta scheduled for 06/23- BFN

    IVF # 2 stims started 09/10
    ER done 09/23 24 eggs ret 21 mature and 15 fertilized
    ET done 09/28 2 perfect hatching embroys transferred
    Beta sheduled for 10/07-BFN






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    Gah!  Seriously?

    We are going to visit my brother in law next month, and when DH told him we might have to skip a cycle because of the visit, BIL said "don't worry, we can turn on some Kenny G and leave the house for a while if you need us to!"

    Riiight...would you happen to have an u/s machine, phlebotomist,  centrifuge, catheter and turkey baster for us to use as well?

    Lol, if only things were this easy!!
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    July-September: Clomid, hCG trigger, 3 hCG boosters, 1 blood test and 1 BFN
    September/October: HSG (all clear) Clomid, hCG Trigger, IUI and 3 hCG boosters
    *****10/24/2011 BFP! Beta #1. 113 Beta #2. 322. EDD JUNE 29, 2012
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  • Hahahaha, I'm so sorry that those words were even uttered in your presence, but OMG what a joke. I think this cousin is surely gifted enough to be a MD. Perhaps even and RE, with those refined skills!
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  • My aunt told me that my DH just needs to "go in the back door."  Pretty sure she doesn't know what that actually means......

    And my dad's girlfriend, a nurse, said that I should stand on my head afterwards and that holding an infant is supposed to help my hormones do their baby producing thing.

    TTC #1 Since 6/10
    Me (35) DH (36)
    BW 12/10: Normal SA 12/10: Normal
    HSG 6/11: All Clear
    7/26/2011 IUI #1 (unmedicated): BFN
    Lap 8/26/11: dx Severe Endometriosis
    9/14/11: 50 mg Clomid + IUI#2 = BFN
    10/13/2011: 50 mg Clomid + TI (missed our IUI due to a family emergency) = BFN
    11/11/11: 50 mg Clomid + IUI = BFN
    1/11/12: Gonal-F + Ovidrel + B2B IUI'S = BFFN
    IVF w/ICSI in March 2012: ER 3/21: 11R, 9M, 6F, ET 3/24: Transferred 3 (!) Day 3 embryos, Grades 2 and 2.5, Beta 4/4 = BFN
    April/May 2012: Depot Lupron
    IVF #2 (Gonal-f, Menopur, Ovidrel) Stims start June 24!
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  • I still love the fact that people give advice and use the phrase, "before you drop your egg".  classic

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  • You mean thats all it takes? Why didn't any of us think of that before? ha ha
  • LOL! I'll try that now. Thanks!   ;-)
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  • My sister asked me if I could just use a turkey baster.....I just stared at her!    I like the whole stand on your head idea....just kidding!
    Me: 30 DH:33 DX PCOS TTC #1 since 1/11. Metformin 1000mg before BFP, 2 rounds of Provera and 1 round of Clomid. BFP 10/12! Ethan James born 5/11/12 at 34 weeks...after 4 weeks in the NICU he finally came home!!
  • The subject of this made me LOL, my husband now thinks Im crazy :)

     

    Distant family is full of the best advice.... Why didnt you think of that to begin with??

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    PCOS
    BFP June 3,2012
    Partial Molar Pregnancy :(
    D&C July 12, 2012
    Forced 6 month break.
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  • If it was only that easy. Sorry you had to deal with that.
    October 2010 - DX: MFI (low count/motility)
    BFP 8/22/11 m/c 9/4/11 @ 6wks
    BFP 9/8/12 U/S on 9/27/12 no baby

    10/2/12 D&C/Removal of Right Tube due to tublar pregnancy

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  • I'm sorry Kdg! I wish "know it all" family members would leave the personal sex life alone.
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