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Post your FB, hospital & other name horrors here?THURSDAY

Per this thread, we're hoping to condense a lot of the "gawker" threads into one! We thought this would make them more fun to browse and the board an easier read. We'll start a new thread every day to keep the list fresh.

Anyone is welcome to add to the post--local hospital names, the awful name you over heard at the park, Facebook horrors, and anything else that might give us a good chuckle! Feel free to comment, too.

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Re: Post your FB, hospital & other name horrors here?THURSDAY

  • From FB:

    Ariealle. Tongue Tied 

    Speak the truth, even if your voice shakes.

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    From FB:

    Ariealle. Tongue Tied 

    Do you have any idea how they're pronouncing that? Is it just a funky spelling of Ariel?

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  • A little boy named Chaise at story time today.  Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that a kind of chair??
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  • A little girl on the Today show interviewed by Al Roker (in the crowd outside) said her name was "I adore her". He said "You name is I adore her?" and she said yes. I have no idea how she spelled it and I've tried to find a clip of it online but can't.

    It was a few years ago, and yes, I saw it with my own eyes.

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    From FB:

    Ariealle. Tongue Tied 

    What's with the extra vowels?  I subbed yesterday and had a student named Gabreaelle.

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  • Actual people I knew - very nice people...

    Eric Ben Dover

    Hamurabbi Kabbabi

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    From FB:

    Ariealle. Tongue Tied 

    Do you have any idea how they're pronouncing that? Is it just a funky spelling of Ariel?

    It's like Ariel, yep. I've met the little girl a few times.  

    Speak the truth, even if your voice shakes.

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  • Sisters named Meadow Ann and Patience Nan

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  • Brynleigh Phylex 

    Not a clue... 

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  • Little girl in my daughter's class:

    Teel Butts

    I thought "Like 'Blue Ass'?"

    With a last name like Butts its going to be a rough time naming but all pronouns should be off limits. 

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  • In HS I had a great english teacher.  Unfortunately his parents named him Richard.  The more unfortunate part is that his last name is Stiff.  You all know the nn for Richard right and no, I don't mean Rich!  I swear I am not making this up go ahead and google him. It's not shocking he just decided to go by "Greg".
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  • Found these lovelies by the rocket scientists over on CafeMom (pink font and all)...

    ReynaAzlynChenoaKenzingtonVandiJulitzaXavieretteZeyla

    Rylea 

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  • Azaleah Ve.  I don't know how to say the middle name.  I guess it's not as horrific as a lot of other things posted, but I was still confused by the addition of the "h" and the decidedly odd middle name.
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  • Zhanvyndia  (zan-vin-dee-a)  A student a met at our school today.. the best part was when she gave me attitude because I didn't know how to spell it.
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  • My best friend in middle schools name was Aurora Somora.  No lie.
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  • The Nevaeh post above reminded me of 2 sisters from my last job.

    Ahnevaeh (kinda defeats the whole Heaven spelled backwards thing, right?)

    Shayariana (yes one word)

  • A few years ago I had a student named Quetzalcoatl.  He was named after an Aztec god.  I could NEVER pronounce it the way he liked, and neither could anyone else.  I thought I was saying it exactly as he was, but I was missing something.  He ended up going by Q-Man.
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  • Ooh, I just saw another good one on FB:

    Anistyn (with little brother Stockton) Ick!

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    Azaleah Ve.  I don't know how to say the middle name.  I guess it's not as horrific as a lot of other things posted, but I was still confused by the addition of the "h" and the decidedly odd middle name.

    That's hilarious.  I thought Azalea would make an AWESOME name--when I was 11.

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    Always thought I'd be a "mom of many"--now just hoping to be a "mom of one or two more!"
  • Possible MUD from a name site:

    "Adream Ajourney Afire Adragon Awake - I love this name because it tells a story. These are a few of my favorite things, I am currently pregnant and planning on giving my child this gift of an unique name. (A - dre - am, A - journey, A - Fear - a, Add -dre - gan, A - wah - key) and the babys last name, will be her fathers, which is miller."

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    M/C 11/04 - M/C 05 - M/C 06 - BFP 2/08--fullterm baby girl 10/08 - M/C 4/11 - went to RE at age 31
    DX: crappy quality & infrequent ovulation, mild MFI
    Stimmed cycle #1 C/P 7/11 - Stimmed cycle #2 C/P 8/11 - Stimmed cycle #4 C/P 10/11
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    Always thought I'd be a "mom of many"--now just hoping to be a "mom of one or two more!"
  • I know a little boy named Stash
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    Azaleah Ve.  I don't know how to say the middle name.  I guess it's not as horrific as a lot of other things posted, but I was still confused by the addition of the "h" and the decidedly odd middle name.

    A good friend of mine named his daughter Azaleah. He's a Canadian who has been living in Indonesia for 8 years and met his wife there. Perhaps it's a more common name there? (With that spelling) The thing that got me was how they pronounce it. He said they pronounce it two different ways...like Az-AIL-ee-a (like the flower) OR Az-a-LEE-a. Well, which IS it?! Kind of confusing. Total darling though.

    Today I saw THIS in the local newspaper...Peighton. REALLY? Ouch!

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    A few years ago I had a student named Quetzalcoatl.  He was named after an Aztec god.  I could NEVER pronounce it the way he liked, and neither could anyone else.  I thought I was saying it exactly as he was, but I was missing something.  He ended up going by Q-Man.

    This is hilarious and sad at the same time!

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