I had to share because the seriousness with which he's said these things in unshakeable and it makes me laugh--and also realize he is in for quite a suprise!
DH is convinced he can BRIBE me into having a short labor, and offered up a diamond necklace if I labor for less than 6 hours and threaten to kill him 1 or less times.
DH is convinced his children WILL NOT cry, have messy poops or puke.
DH's children will sleep 6 hours at night, from the 1st night because he pokes at my belly now to keep them awake so they are tired when they come out...
DH's children will NEVER wear monstrosities like a swimsuit with tights and cowgirl boots because its easier than fighting them into a "normal" outfit.
DH's children will be potty trained within 2 months of being able to walk, and on that front he's pretty convinced they will walk between 9-10 months. So we really only need diapers for about a year.
Anyone else have amusing theories their hubby's put out there?