Emma E is passed out on me after a huge scream session, so I'm just now getting to eat my lunch from 11 am (it's now 3:30). It's popcorn with salt and vinegar popcorn salt on it. Healthy, I know.
Anywho, I'm eating it sort of over her (I'm being pretty dang careful, because I don't want her inhaling the s&v powder) but a popcorn fell, bounced off her knee and fell to the floor.
As I'm a lazy SAHM, I called my PITBULL over to eat the fallen kernel.
And I'm bumping. And 1ht with my lefty.
True story. The end.