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I just slathered my kid in...

Syrup. Yep. DD was sitting in my lap while I ate and bumped. Then when I went to put her in her bouncy chair so I could clean up, I kissed the back of her head as I was turning her around. It was strangely sticky. And sweet. And I turn her around to see.... a big drop of syrup running down her temple. Ha! And there's more still on the back of her head. Oops... Another bath it is... and she has some on her outfit and a little spit up as well (which she also got on my hand, so I guess that was her silent revenge). 
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  • image hurricanepayne89:
    Syrup. Yep. DD was sitting in my lap while I ate and bumped. Then when I went to put her in her bouncy chair so I could clean up, I kissed the back of her head as I was turning her around. It was strangely sticky. And sweet. And I turn her around to see.... a big drop of syrup running down her temple. Ha! And there's more still on the back of her head. Oops... Another bath it is... and she has some on her outfit and a little spit up as well (which she also got on my hand, so I guess that was her silent revenge). 

    Just sayin'... maybe you might want to cut out bumping while eating and holding the baby.  




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  • image EmjayTheHunted:

    image hurricanepayne89:
    Syrup. Yep. DD was sitting in my lap while I ate and bumped. Then when I went to put her in her bouncy chair so I could clean up, I kissed the back of her head as I was turning her around. It was strangely sticky. And sweet. And I turn her around to see.... a big drop of syrup running down her temple. Ha! And there's more still on the back of her head. Oops... Another bath it is... and she has some on her outfit and a little spit up as well (which she also got on my hand, so I guess that was her silent revenge). 

    Just sayin'... maybe you might want to cut out bumping while eating and holding the baby.  

    Nah, too much fun. I like it when her hair sticks to my lips when I kiss her sweet little head. 

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  • image EmjayTheHunted:

    image hurricanepayne89:
    Syrup. Yep. DD was sitting in my lap while I ate and bumped. Then when I went to put her in her bouncy chair so I could clean up, I kissed the back of her head as I was turning her around. It was strangely sticky. And sweet. And I turn her around to see.... a big drop of syrup running down her temple. Ha! And there's more still on the back of her head. Oops... Another bath it is... and she has some on her outfit and a little spit up as well (which she also got on my hand, so I guess that was her silent revenge). 

    Just sayin'... maybe you might want to cut out bumping while eating and holding the baby.  

    Fer Realz...you clearly are not cut out for multi-tasking.

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  • That's kind of disgusting, and maybe a sign to step away from the computer if you have to pour syrup all over your kid. 

    Yuck. 

    And yet... you're on here still, and she's covered in Mrs. Butterworth instead of getting a bath. 

    /facepalm




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  • image alopdx:
    How can you pour so much syrup on your kid that it's running down their face and not notice? That is gross.

    Ha. It was one big drop down the side of her temple, and a teeny bit on her shoulder, and the part on the back of her head was probably from my lips because I never found any. I barely had any syrup on my food. I couldn't immediately give her a bath because her Daddy was in the shower getting ready for work, and running late, so I temporarily cleaned it up with a washcloth. And then she had a bath. You ladies are friggin ridiculous. Shiit happens. I was eating and bumping, FI had her, and she started to get fussy and he had to get ready, so I put her in my lap until I was done. She stopped fussing. I dripped syrup on her head. God forbid. I tried to make a not-so-great situation a little humorous, and you all rip me to shreds. Ugh. Your fake lives are SOOOOO much better than my real one, God knows you've never gotten anything on your kid(s). And Emjay, maybe you should step away from your computer sometimes as well, instead of giving everybody on the internet who isn't as great as you the e-shaft. Avery can't be sleeping EVERY time you're on the computer, I'm sure you've had her in your lap at least a time or two. Lighten up a little, all of you. Just because you're the epitome of epitome doesn't mean we are all flawless like you and your BGP ladies. Take a step back, and think about things. 

    ETA: Now I'm gonna go be a lazy, SAHM and nap with my unsticky kid. Even though there's laundry and dishes to be done, and probably some sweeping and bathroom cleaning I could do. But I'd rather not. I'd rather be snuggled up with my kid, who smells all fresh and Johnson-y clean. So why don't you flame me for that, too, while you're at it. Since you ladies' houses are sparkly clean and whatnot, as well as your kids who never sit on your laps while you're eating. Bite me.

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  • Oh snap, you got me didn't you?

    FTR: I'm not a "BGP girl". I merely find you disgusting and no, I have never gotten food on my baby even when I am holding him while eating.

    What exactly is epitome of epitome anyway? Is this a phrase that is only used in "real" life?

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  • image hurricanepayne89:
    And Emjay, maybe you should step away from your computer sometimes as well, instead of giving everybody on the internet who isn't as great as you the e-shaft. Avery can't be sleeping EVERY time you're on the computer, I'm sure you've had her in your lap at least a time or two. Lighten up a little, all of you. Just because you're the epitome of epitome doesn't mean we are all flawless like you and your BGP ladies. Take a step back, and think about things.

    Epitome of epitome???  Wow!!!  That must be pretty awesomely awesome!!

    And e-shaft.  I think I can say that's pretty funny.  

    And NO WAY would I hold my kid when I bump.  She drools a lot, and my keyboard cost over a hundred bucks!  It's made for gaming and has all kinds of cool features.  I'm not letting her ruin it!  I prefer to prop her bottle and put her in her bouncer.  True story! 

    By the way... what does "epitome of epitome" actually MEAN?  




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  • Why is it whenever anyone says anything snarky it is always turned around to 'those bgp girls'?  There are plenty of people who are snarky on TB that have nothing to do with bgp....  And whenever anyone is stereotypical about any other group of people, they get shiiit for it, but not that?  Doesn't seem to make sense to me.
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  • image Firedancer1013:
    Why is it whenever anyone says anything snarky it is always turned around to 'those bgp girls'?  There are plenty of people who are snarky on TB that have nothing to do with bgp....  And whenever anyone is stereotypical about any other group of people, they get shiiit for it, but not that?  Doesn't seem to make sense to me.
    You must be one of the BGPers.
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  • Ack! Dramaz.

    But I did laugh at e-shaft.

    I once got salsa on DS's head (a drop) when he was little and I had to put him in the sling to get something to eat because he was screaming bloody murder when I sat him down and I was starving. Oops. Guess I fail and am disgusting too.

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  • If dropping food on your child makes you a bad mom then I guess you can add me to the club.  I have a super fussy child which means that I often have to hold her and eat. She gets crap on her all the time and I'm not bumping when this happens. Oh well. OP, don't get all bent out of shape about it. I don't understand why people let internet strangers get them all worked up. 
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  • Yup. done that quite a bit. At least it wasn't ketchup or something which would make you concerned.

    Jo never slept so whenever I finally got her down, and was holding her, I just put a napkin on her head and ate over top of her. I did what needed doing. It's hilarious now to me, but you do whatever you need to IMO.

    Unless you are one of the people above who seem to be having a bit of a slow day.

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  • LOL!  We've all been there :)  My poor kid has had more spilled on him than gets in my mouth depending on what I'm eating!  I'd never eat if I waited until he could be put down, though.  Such is life!  We just always laugh and move on. :)
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  • Oh FFS, I come here to see how my 3-6 ladies are doing and find THIS? If any one of you can say that you have never had to eat a meal one handed while holding your kid just so you can actually eat you're either a dirty rotten liar or I need to trade you babies.
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  • image AggieBeth06:
    Ack! Dramaz.

    But I did laugh at e-shaft.

    I once got salsa on DS's head (a drop) when he was little and I had to put him in the sling to get something to eat because he was screaming bloody murder when I sat him down and I was starving. Oops. Guess I fail and am disgusting too.

    Facepalm.

    Let's go slather our kids in salsa and syrup!

    And epitome of epitome was supposed to be epitome of perfect. Typo. But it would mean the perfect example of perfect, as in lots of perfect-ness, because that's what you appear to be. I was typing too fast because my bottle propping techniques failed and DD was about to gnaw the last bit of skin off her fist (with her gums, of course. Sharp little fvckers!) I should take lessons from Emjay before something bad happens, like spilling her milk all over her. 

    Alopdx, yes, I got out a paintbrush and went to town on her. Wow. You're more dense than the maple tree my syrup came from, apparently. Nobody can joke on here w/o the approval of certain unofficial leaders. Geez.

    RyansMommy, At lEaSt I dOn'T tYpE LiKe tHiS. And good for you for your perfect table manners. Go stick your pinky out elsewhere, or accept that I tried to make light of a "sticky" situation. As I said before, accidents happen.

    Emjay, how materialistic can you get? You also must never hold your kid, as much as you bump and then she passes out from screaming in her jumperoo. You may be more witty than I, but I have more of a "real" life, and frankly, I couldn't care less what you think about me, or anybody else on the internet for that matter. I tried to befriend you a while ago and you outed me, so that's enough of a hint for me. FTR, that is NOT why I'm arguing with you. You can add whomever you want to your BGP shiit and it won't phase me one bit.  I can walk away from offensive posts anytime I want. Actually, being denied access to the large undies cult gives me more time with my kid. So, thank you Emjay. I also have more time to put off the chores I don't do.

    And thank you, Aktemple, at least I know I'm "normal." DD's not "super-fussy," but she certainly has her moments. 

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  • image LordValuemart:
    Oh FFS, I come here to see how my 3-6 ladies are doing and find THIS? If any one of you can say that you have never had to eat a meal one handed while holding your kid just so you can actually eat you're either a dirty rotten liar or I need to trade you babies.

    But her keyboard costs 100.00! ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS!

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    image LordValuemart:
    Oh FFS, I come here to see how my 3-6 ladies are doing and find THIS? If any one of you can say that you have never had to eat a meal one handed while holding your kid just so you can actually eat you're either a dirty rotten liar or I need to trade you babies.

    But her keyboard costs 100.00! ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS!

    My laptop cost $625 but it's not gonna do me a hell of a lot of good if I die of starvation.

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  • image LordValuemart:
    Oh FFS, I come here to see how my 3-6 ladies are doing and find THIS? If any one of you can say that you have never had to eat a meal one handed while holding your kid just so you can actually eat you're either a dirty rotten liar or I need to trade you babies.

    Seriously.  Dumbest.flaming.ever.

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  • This is clearly worth calling a social worker. ABUSE!

    Weird. It's food. I guarantee, my kid has covered me in worse. If I drop syrup on him, it's more than fair.

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    This is clearly worth calling a social worker. ABUSE!

    Weird. It's food. I guarantee, my kid has covered me in worse. If I drop syrup on him, it's more than fair.

    Totally. 

    Also if this is what 3-6 is starting to be like I can see why I keep seeing some 3-6 people all up in 6-9's collective vagina. 

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  • image LordValuemart:
    image lanie30:

    image LordValuemart:
    Oh FFS, I come here to see how my 3-6 ladies are doing and find THIS? If any one of you can say that you have never had to eat a meal one handed while holding your kid just so you can actually eat you're either a dirty rotten liar or I need to trade you babies.

    But her keyboard costs 100.00! ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS!

    My laptop cost $625 but it's not gonna do me a hell of a lot of good if I die of starvation.

    Lol
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  • image LordValuemart:
    image LoriFalce:

    This is clearly worth calling a social worker. ABUSE!

    Weird. It's food. I guarantee, my kid has covered me in worse. If I drop syrup on him, it's more than fair.

    Totally. 

    Also if this is what 3-6 is starting to be like I can see why I keep seeing some 3-6 people all up in 6-9's collective vagina. 

    I was so anxious to get here because 0-3 was so boring. I actually "transitioned" over a couple of weeks early. That was a wonderful idea... 

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  • Psssht. I dropped a choc chip on LO. It melted so I licked her. Oh well! If that's my worst mommy moment I'm doing a- ok!
  • image IncogNeato:
    Psssht. I dropped a choc chip on LO. It melted so I licked her. Oh well! If that's my worst mommy moment I'm doing a- ok!

    Lol @ licking melting chocolate off a baby.

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  • image LordValuemart:

    image IncogNeato:
    Psssht. I dropped a choc chip on LO. It melted so I licked her. Oh well! If that's my worst mommy moment I'm doing a- ok!

    Lol @ licking melting chocolate off a baby.

    Haha! I've done that too! From my fiber one bars. Those things melt everywhere. I've also gotten spaghetti sauce on her from slurping noodles w/her in my lap, among other things. Every time I eat she wants to be in my lap. Not the bumbo, not the bouncy or swing close to the table. In my lap. I just recently put her highchair together, so we'll see how that goes. Hopefully she'll let me eat w/o having to clean us both up. I just thought the syrup thing was funny. Apparently not to some perfect parents around here. 

    Edited for incompleteness. 

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  • image hurricanepayne89:
    image LordValuemart:

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    Psssht. I dropped a choc chip on LO. It melted so I licked her. Oh well! If that's my worst mommy moment I'm doing a- ok!

    Lol @ licking melting chocolate off a baby.

    Haha! I've done that too! From my fiber one bars. Those things melt everywhere. I've also gotten spaghetti sauce on her from slurping noodles w/her in my lap. Every time I eat she wants to be in my lap. Not the bumbo, not the bouncy or swing close to the table. In my lap. I just recently put her highchair together, so we'll see how that goes. Hopefully she'll let me eat w/o having to clean us both up. 

    The high chair is the only reason I don't have to hold him while I eat hardly ever anymore. I used to plop him in there with some toys before he started solids. Now I plop him in there with some steamed broccoli or puffs or lil crunchies or something.

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  • image LordValuemart:
    image hurricanepayne89:
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    Psssht. I dropped a choc chip on LO. It melted so I licked her. Oh well! If that's my worst mommy moment I'm doing a- ok!

    Lol @ licking melting chocolate off a baby.

    Haha! I've done that too! From my fiber one bars. Those things melt everywhere. I've also gotten spaghetti sauce on her from slurping noodles w/her in my lap. Every time I eat she wants to be in my lap. Not the bumbo, not the bouncy or swing close to the table. In my lap. I just recently put her highchair together, so we'll see how that goes. Hopefully she'll let me eat w/o having to clean us both up. 

    The high chair is the only reason I don't have to hold him while I eat hardly ever anymore. I used to plop him in there with some toys before he started solids. Now I plop him in there with some steamed broccoli or puffs or lil crunchies or something.

    Her extreme interest in my food and the table, combined with her teething, drool, hand chewing, etc, are why her pedi and I agreed to try a few solids sparingly. Heaven forbid I mention it on here, that I feed solids to my 3 month old! I just put her in her highchair for the first time about 30 min ago, and she loved it, so I whipped out a tiny bit of pureed pears, which she also loved! Her reflex to push food out is nearly gone as well. She swallows about 90% of every bite. I'm hoping this is all good. No more baby-in-lap-fork-cutting-when-really-I-need-a-knife dinners. Smile I love holding her, but I also love eating hot meals, with both hands. I'm a fatty and a food addict. I never planned to start her on solids this early... I always envisioned waiting until the 4-6 month time frame. Oh well. It seems good so far 

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  • I spilled chocolate milk on my kid yesterday. just sayin.'

    But for whatt it's worth (which is probably not much), Hurricane, it sounds like you have a GIGANTIC chip on your shoulder.

     I thought your original post was amusing, but then you had to go and lose your shiit because you got a few responses that dinged your delicate little feelings. Toughen up, cupcake.

     

    And for what it's worth? My life is AWWWEEESSOOMMMEEE. I might even go as far as to call it the epitome of epitome ::snort::

    WTF does that mean, anyway?

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    I spilled chocolate milk on my kid yesterday. just sayin.'

    But for whatt it's worth (which is probably not much), Hurricane, it sounds like you have a GIGANTIC chip on your shoulder.

     I thought your original post was amusing, but then you had to go and lose your shiit because you got a few responses that dinged your delicate little feelings. Toughen up, cupcake.

     

    And for what it's worth? My life is AWWWEEESSOOMMMEEE. I might even go as far as to call it the epitome of epitome ::snort::

    WTF does that mean, anyway?

    I'm still wondering why there were even people so up in arms about her accidentally getting syrup on her kid in the first place. It seems that trolls nowadays are getting ballsier and avoiding the AE approach.

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    image Megs12411:

    I spilled chocolate milk on my kid yesterday. just sayin.'

    But for whatt it's worth (which is probably not much), Hurricane, it sounds like you have a GIGANTIC chip on your shoulder.

     I thought your original post was amusing, but then you had to go and lose your shiit because you got a few responses that dinged your delicate little feelings. Toughen up, cupcake.

     

    And for what it's worth? My life is AWWWEEESSOOMMMEEE. I might even go as far as to call it the epitome of epitome ::snort::

    WTF does that mean, anyway?

    I'm still wondering why there were even people so up in arms about her accidentally getting syrup on her kid in the first place. It seems that trolls nowadays are getting ballsier and avoiding the AE approach.

    Meh...who knows. I think we all have different benchmarks for acceptable/non acceptable shiz.

    That being said, I lick food off of Claire on a daily basis. Neat eater,I am not!

    I think if OP had just laughed it off instead of getting all ad hominem attack/"you don't know my lyfe! I feel sorry for your husbands/kids/chinchillas!!!" she'd have a lot more street cred.

    But seriously, y'all...I eat with Claire on my lap all the time. It's no big deal and I doubt she's going to end up working a street corner in Frederick of Hollywood's finest cheetah print because of my shiity parenting.

    And OP? I still think your reaction was WAAAY over the top and ridicuous.

     

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