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Let's all flame ourselves

I still haven't had sex. And I don't care. I wasn't cleared at my 7 week pp appt and since then it hasn't come up. I think lack of drive plus feeling really unattractive have put it out of my mind. Friday night is the night. I have to put him out of his misery.
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Re: Let's all flame ourselves

  • I call myself an assshole all of the time and I mean it-- I can be a real assshole sometimes.
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  • Me neither. I have zero interest in sessy times right now.

    On a seperate note, I just laughed at my own joke in an earlier post. I made myself laugh out loud.

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    I call myself an assshole all of the time and I mean it-- I can be a real assshole sometimes.
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  • I re-tweet things sometimes, despite the fact that NOBODY follows me on Twitter. So, so stupid. I'm only on Twitter to follow my favorite comedians, Williams Sonoma, Sur la Table, and The Pioneer Woman.
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  • I sit around in a sports bra and pj bottoms all day unless I am leaving the house.
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  • Im an accidental AP parent DH is all proud of me but I statred CO sleeping because I was too tired to put her back in her cradle across the room. I CD'd because of the money saving not because it was better for the enviornment.  :/
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  • I'm picking the easy one for me.

    I complain about the last of my weight and how out of shape I feel, yet I am not doing much to fix it. Instead I have a new love affair with the Little Whore Debbie and her mother effing snack cakes.

    I am well aware that I am flamable in so many other areas but this is what I am going with.

  • BFF recently voiced the opinion that she will not let her 2 year old watch Dora because "we speak English in this household. I will not have my child exposed to Spanish."

    I flame myself for not telling her she's crazy and needs to get her head out of her butt. 

    ETA - in that same vein, I flame myself for wishing Mexico would just invade already so we would have better street food in this country.  At least in Seattle.  Hot dogs and pizza are getting really old.  Really old

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  • See I have the sexy drive of a 17 year old boy, especially knowing that my H will be gone for a month soon. I want to bone down all the time.

    ALso, I am a fatass. I still have 20 lbs to lose and it drives my self esteem in the gutter.

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  • image Verbose:
    I re-tweet things sometimes, despite the fact that NOBODY follows me on Twitter. So, so stupid. I'm only on Twitter to follow my favorite comedians, Williams Sonoma, Sur la Table, and The Pioneer Woman.

    Haha I do the exact same thing. I almost never tweet though, just on there to follow my tar heels so I can get game updates.

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    BFF recently voiced the opinion that she will not let her 2 year old watch Dora because "we speak English in this household. I will not have my child exposed to Spanish."

    I flame myself for not telling her she's crazy and needs to get her head out of her butt. 

    Wow. She sounds like a peach.
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    BFF recently voiced the opinion that she will not let her 2 year old watch Dora because "we speak English in this household. I will not have my child exposed to Spanish."

    I flame myself for not telling her she's crazy and needs to get her head out of her butt. 

    ETA - in that same vein, I flame myself for wishing Mexico would just invade already so we would have better street food in this country.  At least in Seattle.  Hot dogs and pizza are getting really old.  Really old

    Indifferent Does she think Spanish is contagious or something?

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  • brynn spit up on our sheets like 2 night ago & i still have yet to change them. i just fold down the crusty part & pass out.
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    BFF recently voiced the opinion that she will not let her 2 year old watch Dora because "we speak English in this household. I will not have my child exposed to Spanish."

    I flame myself for not telling her she's crazy and needs to get her head out of her butt. 

    ETA - in that same vein, I flame myself for wishing Mexico would just invade already so we would have better street food in this country.  At least in Seattle.  Hot dogs and pizza are getting really old.  Really old

    I just laughed so loud that I woke LO :P

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  • We've been trying to introduce a lovey in the crib so it can calm DS at night and keep him amused for a bit when he first wakes up if I'm still getting ready for work. Last night, DS got fussy/loud. I checked on him and gave him some Tylenol for teething and left the room. DS fussed for maybe 2-3 minutes more before calming himself to sleep. DH checked the monitor, and the toy was right over DS's mouth! DS probably fell asleep chewing on it. Thank goodness DH checked, it completely makes me feel sick to my stomach thinking about if he hadn't looked; I feel like the stupidest mom ever. So much for the lovey idea for now...
    ~Mary & Mike~
    August 18, 2007

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  • image LILBIT1221:

    I complain about the last of my weight and how out of shape I feel, yet I am not doing much to fix it. Instead I have a new love affair with the Little Whore Debbie and her mother effing snack cakes.

    This would totes be me.  I complain all the time about my weight and how out of shape I am right now, but do I do anything about it?  Nope.

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  • Despite the fact that my throat feels like I swallowed broken glass, I am actually happy that I am sick because it gives me an excuse not to have sex. I suck at being a wife...
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    BFF recently voiced the opinion that she will not let her 2 year old watch Dora because "we speak English in this household. I will not have my child exposed to Spanish."

    I flame myself for not telling her she's crazy and needs to get her head out of her butt. 

    ETA - in that same vein, I flame myself for wishing Mexico would just invade already so we would have better street food in this country.  At least in Seattle.  Hot dogs and pizza are getting really old.  Really old

    Wow, I would have fvcking flipped. I cannot stand ignorance like that.

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    BFF recently voiced the opinion that she will not let her 2 year old watch Dora because "we speak English in this household. I will not have my child exposed to Spanish."

    I flame myself for not telling her she's crazy and needs to get her head out of her butt. 

    ETA - in that same vein, I flame myself for wishing Mexico would just invade already so we would have better street food in this country.  At least in Seattle.  Hot dogs and pizza are getting really old.  Really old

    Indifferent Does she think Spanish is contagious or something?

    No.  She thinks that the "Mexicans" are taking over this country and that we need to maintain our American heritage through our language.

    Nevermind that her husband speaks fluent French and Spanish and exposing their kid to Spanish would give him a headstart on learning a foreign language and maybe getting a better job in the future and having the ability to learn foreign languages quicker because his brain is used to it.

    Nope, nope, nope.  NO SPANISH. 

    She's usually really well informed and smart.  But on this issue she's totes stupid. 

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    Yes.  Yes you are, Benny.  (Bonus: Chris Pine!!!!eleventy111sploosh)

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    You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK.  Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.

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    "You are annoying and seem to have nothing better to do than talk about cookie pie and insult others." ~ Troll du jour

  • I frequently tell DD if she's good Daddy will come home early when I know he'll be home at 2:30, he's normally home at 7. I know she's too little to understand but I have a feeling I'm gunna be an aweful parent when she's like 3.

    I'm secretly pleased I'm on pelvic rest again. I told DH how terrible it would be and how I'm soooo sad. Honestly I about jumped up and down when she said no sex at least until my next OB appointment. Guess what he's not coming so I probably wont come off it even if I'm released from it.

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    BFF recently voiced the opinion that she will not let her 2 year old watch Dora because "we speak English in this household. I will not have my child exposed to Spanish."

    I flame myself for not telling her she's crazy and needs to get her head out of her butt. 

    My BFF feels the exact same way. Although she's determined to teach her DD French because that is what she was taught as a child. Not sure what the logic is behind choosing French over Spanish, but I suspect it's lacking political correctness as well as logic.

    ~Mary & Mike~
    August 18, 2007

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  • image cinema_goddess:

    BFF recently voiced the opinion that she will not let her 2 year old watch Dora because "we speak English in this household. I will not have my child exposed to Spanish."

    I flame myself for not telling her she's crazy and needs to get her head out of her butt. 

    ETA - in that same vein, I flame myself for wishing Mexico would just invade already so we would have better street food in this country.  At least in Seattle.  Hot dogs and pizza are getting really old.  Really old

    Umm, I give bff serious side eye. I'm proud of the fact that I can communicate in more than one language.

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  • image LILBIT1221:

    I'm picking the easy one for me.

    I complain about the last of my weight and how out of shape I feel, yet I am not doing much to fix it. Instead I have a new love affair with the Little Whore Debbie and her mother effing snack cakes.

    I am well aware that I am flamable in so many other areas but this is what I am going with.

    This is so me.

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  • I hereby flame myself for the following infractions:

    *Not being a better judge of character than I am.

    *Caring what others think of me.

    *Being too hard on myself.

    *Being impatient.

    *Being nosy. 

    "To me, you are perfect."
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  • image t.bird:
    brynn spit up on our sheets like 2 night ago & i still have yet to change them. i just fold down the crusty part & pass out.
    When DS spits up or pees on the bed I just put a throw blanket over it...
    When life hands you lemons, you throw them back in life's face and say "F*ck you, I want some Orange juice, B!tch! Make it happen!"

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    brynn spit up on our sheets like 2 night ago & i still have yet to change them. i just fold down the crusty part & pass out.

    Ryan did this last wednesday, we finally washed the sheets on sunday (gross, right?) He spit up on them agian on monday, and I haven't washed them again. I'm gross.

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  • I flame myself because I hate doing housework so I just do the dishes and let DH do the rest most of the time. It drives him BSC but I dont care because in reality I'm the one taking care of the baby so I think I deserve some help with everything else.

    I also flame myself for drinking on the weekends. We put DD to sleep and play beer pong in the garage (I have the monitor on LOUD, next to me the whole time). I still pump milk incase she wakes up hungry though. I'm young, there isn't sh!t to do here but drink and I really get tired of sitting at home watching movies because we do that every damn day anyways. I need  to socialize.

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    BFF recently voiced the opinion that she will not let her 2 year old watch Dora because "we speak English in this household. I will not have my child exposed to Spanish."

    I flame myself for not telling her she's crazy and needs to get her head out of her butt. 

    ETA - in that same vein, I flame myself for wishing Mexico would just invade already so we would have better street food in this country.  At least in Seattle.  Hot dogs and pizza are getting really old.  Really old

    Indifferent Does she think Spanish is contagious or something?

    No.  She thinks that the "Mexicans" are taking over this country and that we need to maintain our American heritage through our language.

    Nevermind that her husband speaks fluent French and Spanish and exposing their kid to Spanish would give him a headstart on learning a foreign language and maybe getting a better job in the future and having the ability to learn foreign languages quicker because his brain is used to it.

    Nope, nope, nope.  NO SPANISH. 

    She's usually really well informed and smart.  But on this issue she's totes stupid. 

    Sorry but in my book this makes her flat out ignorant.

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  • image klio79:
    We've been trying to introduce a lovey in the crib so it can calm DS at night and keep him amused for a bit when he first wakes up if I'm still getting ready for work. Last night, DS got fussy/loud. I checked on him and gave him some Tylenol for teething and left the room. DS fussed for maybe 2-3 minutes more before calming himself to sleep. DH checked the monitor, and the toy was right over DS's mouth! DS probably fell asleep chewing on it. Thank goodness DH checked, it completely makes me feel sick to my stomach thinking about if he hadn't looked; I feel like the stupidest mom ever. So much for the lovey idea for now...

     

    I read that the best time to introduce a lovey is between eleven and 14 months, because that's when the baby becomes best able to make those attachments.

  • I'm the worst wife ever. I lied that the OB didn't clear me for sex for a whole month after I was really cleared.
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