Clearly she wants me to die a slow and painful death. I only have to put one drop in each of Nathan's eyes each time, and it takes us almost 20 minutes to get it done. Nothing works, except sheer physical strength and trickery.
I even tried the trick of putting a drop in the corner of his eye while it was closed so it would fall nicely in when he opened his eye. He kept his eye closed for 4 minutes, until he finally caught me off guard enough to be able to turn his head to the side (that I was holding still while he was straight jacketed into a blanket) and let the drop slide off.
Short of sitting on him and prying his eye open with a crowbar, I'm out of tricks. 9 more days of this. OMG.