He asked when I got home if I remembered waking him up last night.
Apparently I woke him from a dead sleep and was very distraught because "Your mom has to make the cookies!!!"
Of course, he asked wtf I was talking about. I replied "The cookies! Your mom didn't make the cookies!" And then when he said he didn't know what the hell I was talking about, I said "whatever. Nevermind." and went back to sleep.
I remember absolutely none of this.