January 2011 Moms

I need a personal assistant!

Here are the reasons why:

* I officially cannot wipe without standing up.

* I can't tie my shoes without either losing my breath or puking up my stomach contents.

* I need a nap after getting myself showered, dressed, and ready for work.

* I fell while trying to put my jeans on this morning. 

* It takes so much effort to roll over in bed, that I'm wide awake afterwards.

* My house is a wreck and I am so tired and achy when I get home to even care.

 

Anyone else need one too?

 

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Re: I need a personal assistant!

  • image ank080208:

    Here are the reasons why:

    * I officially cannot wipe without standing up.

    * I can't tie my shoes without either losing my breath or puking up my stomach contents.

    * I need a nap after getting myself showered, dressed, and ready for work.

    * I fell while trying to put my jeans on this morning. 

    * It takes so much effort to roll over in bed, that I'm wide awake afterwards.

    * My house is a wreck and I am so tired and achy when I get home to even care.

     

    Anyone else need one too?

     

     

    YES PLEASE!!! I am determined that I am going to try to get something done today!!  We'll see how that goes...

  • Hah! Can you imagine writing in a job description that the applicant must "wipe butt carefully, as to not disturb the hemorrhoids"? Ugh... the joys of pregnancy.  

  • Yes Please!!!  I'm in love with my uggs right now b/c I don't have to tie them...I wore sneakers a few days ago and gave up and called DH into the room to do it for me which he found hysterical :)  I've also been calling him in to help me off the couch b/c I can't seem to figure out the easiest way up .

    I guess I could say DH is my personal assistant :)  He doesn't really have a choice b/c I'm on bedrest and can't do a thing

  • Me, me! I need one too! For all of the reasons above, and I just need someone to stand next to me and pick up things when I drop them (which seems to be quite often nowadays)

     I knocked a bag of chips of the shelf at the convenience store this morning (with my belly haha), and all I could do was look helplessly at it and walk away.

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  • image ank080208:

    Here are the reasons why:

    * I officially cannot wipe without standing up.

    * I can't tie my shoes without either losing my breath or puking up my stomach contents.

    * I need a nap after getting myself showered, dressed, and ready for work.

    * I fell while trying to put my jeans on this morning. 

    * It takes so much effort to roll over in bed, that I'm wide awake afterwards.

    * My house is a wreck and I am so tired and achy when I get home to even care.

     

    Anyone else need one too?

     

    LOL, other than cleaning your house I cannot imagine how a personal assistant would help with any of those things! I get the idea behind it though...

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  • image sandylou:

    LOL, other than cleaning your house I cannot imagine how a personal assistant would help with any of those things! I get the idea behind it though...

     

    Ok, so more like a home health care nurse, but it would be awesome if I had someone to help me with these things!  

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  • image NJBrit:

    Hah! Can you imagine writing in a job description that the applicant must "wipe butt carefully, as to not disturb the hemorrhoids"? Ugh... the joys of pregnancy.  

    LOL... I honestly can't believe how glamorous my life has become Stick out tongue

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     I knocked a bag of chips of the shelf at the convenience store this morning (with my belly haha), and all I could do was look helplessly at it and walk away.

      LOLOL
  • image discovolante:

    Me, me! I need one too! For all of the reasons above, and I just need someone to stand next to me and pick up things when I drop them (which seems to be quite often nowadays)

     I knocked a bag of chips of the shelf at the convenience store this morning (with my belly haha), and all I could do was look helplessly at it and walk away.

    Ha ha me too! I dropped something at the drug store. I just left it. I know the store manager saw me too! hahaha!! I dont care!

  • image NJBrit:

    Hah! Can you imagine writing in a job description that the applicant must "wipe butt carefully, as to not disturb the hemorrhoids"? Ugh... the joys of pregnancy.  

    LMAO!!!!!Stick out tongue

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