Here are the reasons why:
* I officially cannot wipe without standing up.
* I can't tie my shoes without either losing my breath or puking up my stomach contents.
* I need a nap after getting myself showered, dressed, and ready for work.
* I fell while trying to put my jeans on this morning.
* It takes so much effort to roll over in bed, that I'm wide awake afterwards.
* My house is a wreck and I am so tired and achy when I get home to even care.
Anyone else need one too?
Re: I need a personal assistant!
YES PLEASE!!! I am determined that I am going to try to get something done today!! We'll see how that goes...
Hah! Can you imagine writing in a job description that the applicant must "wipe butt carefully, as to not disturb the hemorrhoids"? Ugh... the joys of pregnancy.
Yes Please!!! I'm in love with my uggs right now b/c I don't have to tie them...I wore sneakers a few days ago and gave up and called DH into the room to do it for me which he found hysterical I've also been calling him in to help me off the couch b/c I can't seem to figure out the easiest way up .
I guess I could say DH is my personal assistant He doesn't really have a choice b/c I'm on bedrest and can't do a thing
Me, me! I need one too! For all of the reasons above, and I just need someone to stand next to me and pick up things when I drop them (which seems to be quite often nowadays)
I knocked a bag of chips of the shelf at the convenience store this morning (with my belly haha), and all I could do was look helplessly at it and walk away.
LOL, other than cleaning your house I cannot imagine how a personal assistant would help with any of those things! I get the idea behind it though...
Ok, so more like a home health care nurse, but it would be awesome if I had someone to help me with these things!
LOL... I honestly can't believe how glamorous my life has become
Ha ha me too! I dropped something at the drug store. I just left it. I know the store manager saw me too! hahaha!! I dont care!
LMAO!!!!!