Here are the reasons why:
* I officially cannot wipe without standing up.
* I can't tie my shoes without either losing my breath or puking up my stomach contents.
* I need a nap after getting myself showered, dressed, and ready for work.
* I fell while trying to put my jeans on this morning.
* It takes so much effort to roll over in bed, that I'm wide awake afterwards.
* My house is a wreck and I am so tired and achy when I get home to even care.
Anyone else need one too?