NEW "you know you are tired when" post....

apaul1208

You know you are tired when you fall asleep sitting straight up on the couch while folding laundry, at 7:30 at night.

AND...don't wake up again until 9:00!

Beebee09

...run a complete load of laundry (with an extra rinse) and forgot to put the clothing in at the beginning. 

darlingcoley

You know you are tired when your husband accidentally tries to put a pacifier in your mouth instead of the baby you're holding...and you just take it.

LivingANDLovingLife

darlingcoley:

You know you are tired when your husband accidentally tries to put a pacifier in your mouth instead of the baby you're holding...and you just take it.

HAHAHA This is hilarious!

AMossy

Put the bottle in a cup of coffee instead of the hot water next to the coffee. 

PubStar09

...you have to run errands and spend 45 minutes getting yourself and LO all ready to go, walk down the 4 flights of stairs in your apartment building and THEN realize you're not wearing shoes.

NellieBelle143

You start the microwave with nothing in it for 9 minutes.  A considerably expensive mistake...

carlylaura

Make coffe but forget to put the pot underneath....

PubStar09

NellieBelle143:

You start the microwave with nothing in it for 9 minutes.  A considerably expensive mistake...

Ooh what happened? Does that ruin a microwave?

monkski

darlingcoley:

You know you are tired when your husband accidentally tries to put a pacifier in your mouth instead of the baby you're holding...and you just take it.

Thanks for the laugh today, haha. Hilarious!

luna49

pump without attaching the bottles to the flanges. 

(happened to a good friend of mine...she realized her mistake when her milk started dripping in her lap!)

momtwins19

you know youre tired when you wake up holding a pillow carefully in your arms and put it on the changig table and begin taking the cover off of it, and realizing once you've grabbed the diaper that it wont fit, and looking down to see a pillow, not a baby.

Haven1

You get in your car and start narrating your day in your sing-song mommy voice.  "How was your day babies?  Mommy had a great day at work today..."

Then you realize you haven't picked them up from daycare yet and you're talking to yourself in an empty car.

rocket2japan

momtwins19:

you know youre tired when you wake up holding a pillow carefully in your arms and put it on the changig table and begin taking the cover off of it, and realizing once you've grabbed the diaper that it wont fit, and looking down to see a pillow, not a baby.

 Haha! These are hilarious

snoopysnoperson

You open the back hatch to your car when arriving somewhere and stare at the dog crates and wonder where your baby is........then remember she rides in a baby seat in the backseat, not in a dog crate lol.

jknut03

carlylaura:

Make coffe but forget to put the pot underneath....

I have done this more than once!  You know you are tired when you start folding laundry from the basket, only to realize that half way through...it is the dirty load  

MillersXing

Gotten in the shower fully clothed. And only realized why it felt weird after I had shampoo in my hair.

MillersXing

Gotten in the shower fully clothed (pajamas). And only realized why it felt weird after I had shampoo in my hair.

bumpuser1691848

Beebee09:

...run a complete load of laundry (with an extra rinse) and forgot to put the clothing in at the beginning. 

I did the opposite. I put the clothes in the washer, but forgot to put in the detergent or turn it on.

momtwins19

rocket2japan:

momtwins19:

you know youre tired when you wake up holding a pillow carefully in your arms and put it on the changig table and begin taking the cover off of it, and realizing once you've grabbed the diaper that it wont fit, and looking down to see a pillow, not a baby.

 Haha! These are hilarious

 

i've done it more than once. my husband wakes up holding our comforter in his arms thinking its the baby. hes also grabbed the wrong baby i ask for our DS  and hell grab our DD when ones in blue and the othets in pink, and are always in the same place in the crib.

momtwins19

jknut03:

carlylaura:

Make coffe but forget to put the pot underneath....

I have done this more than once!  You know you are tired when you start folding laundry from the basket, only to realize that half way through...it is the dirty load  

 

i've done that more than once. i've also put the load of clean clothes back in the dirty clothes not thinking.

luka425

AMossy:

Put the bottle in a cup of coffee instead of the hot water next to the coffee. 

 

I do this all the time, you'd think I'd learn!

avada_kedavra

you run the coffee pot, with no coffee in it.

luka425

You know your tired when you cant find the box of cereal and realize you put it in the fridge next to the milk the day before.

abeer26

You know your tired when your at work pressing the copy button on the machine for the 37th time only to realize its not on. Hmmmph.

lilpinkbride

Before LO was STTN I would wake up in the middle of the night with a pillow in my arms.  I would FREAK out because I thought it was the baby and that we had fallen asleep with him in the bed with us! My poor husband! He had no idea what was going on!!

eSynergy

When you are refilling the Brita pitcher and walk away from the sink...come back 5 mins. later and the water is still running. I've done this probably 10+ times.

ETA: These are all hilarious! I think this needs to be a regular post.

MrsBalletStar05

A couple days ago I made DS#1 something for lunch in the microwave and left it there.  I forgot about it and made him something in the oven.  I didn't realize for over an hour.

EMWindy

Pour formula in the 2 year old's sippy cup, and skim milk in the 3.5 month old's bottle 

kmoleson1222

ROFL these are awesome!!!

When you are out of town and room sharing with LO who listens to white noise and you sleepwalk over to the ipod dock and "diffuse a bomb" aka take the ipod off the dock and realize the next morning there was no bomb....

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marykaybride

you set the microwave to 5 minutes every time you microwave anything (the bottle sterilizer needs 5 minutes), therefore ruining your 1 minute breakfast every day

Aquafi5482

you call to verify DS2 doctor apt date and time, only when you call you think you are calling about DS1 and give his birthday.  You are surprised to find out no apt was made and then a min later realize that you had actually intended to find out about DS2 apt....

ankledolphin

you pour iced tea in your cereal instead of milk

MelonieK

you fall asleep while pumping and don't wake up until your nips start chaffing and feel like they're on fire.

meikle02

PubStar09:

...you have to run errands and spend 45 minutes getting yourself and LO all ready to go, walk down the 4 flights of stairs in your apartment building and THEN realize you're not wearing shoes.

I totally drove ALL the way to Walmart and got out in the parking lot before I realized I for got shoes.  Felt like a total dumba$$! 

meikle02

PubStar09:

...you have to run errands and spend 45 minutes getting yourself and LO all ready to go, walk down the 4 flights of stairs in your apartment building and THEN realize you're not wearing shoes.

I totally drove ALL the way to Walmart and got out in the parking lot before I realized I forgot shoes.  Felt like a total dumba$$! 

meikle02

PubStar09:

...you have to run errands and spend 45 minutes getting yourself and LO all ready to go, walk down the 4 flights of stairs in your apartment building and THEN realize you're not wearing shoes.

I totally drove ALL the way to Walmart and got out in the parking lot before I realized I forgot shoes.  Felt like a total dumba$$! 

JLSmith124

luna49:

pump without attaching the bottles to the flanges. 

(happened to a good friend of mine...she realized her mistake when her milk started dripping in her lap!)

I did this! lol 

JLSmith124

you reach for your son's bottle and drink from it instead of your drink...and it takes you a few seconds to realize what is wrong about the situation lol

AMossy

ankledolphin:

you pour iced tea in your cereal instead of milk

LOL! I did this with coffee!