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"When are you due?"
::Looks down on my belly::
"Oh, you'll never make it to November."
I think maybe she was trying to say that I am huge?
A nurse in L&D last night was watching my blood pressure every 5 mins and said "you're a freak"
THANKS ALOT BIITCH! geez
Ah, the joys of people and their broken filters.
It's been the total opposite for me which I find odd because I think I look decently big. People's jaws drop when I said I'm due November 26th. They always say "No way! You are way too small!" I'd rather hear that than I'm HUGE though.
I do have one male friend who think he's being funny when he calls me huge or fatass. I'm a pregnant woman.....I still have feelings.
Random husband and wife combo speaking to me in the elevator at the hospital yesterday:
W: When are you due?
Me: 2 weeks.
H: Oh, you'll never make it.
W: What do you mean? She's tiny... she'll go over for sure.
H: She's huge compared to you.
Me: Uh thanks, we'll see what the doctor thinks.
Waiting in line:
Random Weird Lady: "You're pregnant!"
Randon Weird Lady: "It's a boy, you don't have long left do you?"
Me: "It is a boy, not too long"
Random Weird Lady: (shouting) "You're naming him Logan?!, Hunter?!, Jackson!?"
Me: ::stares in disbelief:: (why is she trying to guess the name of my child??) "Actually we have yet to decide on a name".
Random Weird Lady: "I'm sorry, I'm being really invasive aren't I?"
At least she realized she was being really effing weird
sales woman at a non maternity store: are you sure you can fit your big belly into anything here?
me: ehm.. no, in fact I'm getting a cache-coeur!
sales w: if is like that then it's ok
she was probably right but wasn't nice at all! she was lucky I'd just had a massage and was all relaxed or her head would had been chewed off!
Last night I went to the mall and Target looking for new maternity clothes.
Target worker: There must be something in the water, every woman who walks by is pregnant. I know I'm not drinking any of the water around here.
Me: Maybe you should tell someone in management how many pregnant women shop here so you can get a decent maternity section.
I know I was a biitch, but I was tired, sore and thirsty by that time and I went home without buying anything.
I waddled into a farm stand yesterday and an employee exclaimed "don't scare me like that!"
After running to catch the bus:
Bus driver: "Hey Mama! Don't overdo it, just flag me down next time and I'll stop!"
...and then rage takes over when none of the young college students on board stand up to offer me their seat. A big pregnancy pet peeve...
Hospital parking garage day pass guy: (accent) You going to deliver tonight? You ready to go anytime now?
Me: No I have 4 weeks till I have a scheduled csection..I'm only 34 weeks.
Hospital parking garage day pass guy: (accent) Noo, no, no! I give you..two week. Maybe tonight. Maybe you should buy a 3 day pass..
Husband: No, we don't need that just here to drop off paperwork.
Hospital parking garage day pass guy: (accent) offer stands, I see this all the time. Good night!